VITO "THE RIZZ" CARLUCCI

title history
yet to win a title

the story
the perennial jobber in extremely extreme wrestling, though i wouldn't say that out loud, for fear i'd wind up "sleeping with the fishies."  (or swimming in lead boots, which ever you prefer.) i guess you could say that vito is the black sheep of the carlucci crime family.  you know, the son that the godfather pretends doesn't exhist?  still, if you mess with this kid enough, you can be sure that you'll get a horse head in your bed, or something like that.  we're talking straight outta the movies mafia shit here, straight up.  anyways, the "rizz" is kinda a strange-one.  first off, he isn't much of a fighter, he just kinda moves around slowly and throws things at his opponent.  and he has some weird fascination with raisins.  he says no party should be without them, whatever that means.   anyways, I guess this is one guy that you can kinda count out of the world title picture.  that is unless his family decides to rub everyone else out...

a quote
"where are the raisins?"