Twin Spin - The Left as Jason; The Right as Fudd

TWIN SPIN
The Left as Jason	The Right as Fudd
The Left is like Jason from the Halloween movies. Like Jason, the Left just doesn't stay dead. It cheats it's rightful grave. It twists and turns and squirms away from the truth. It's just not fair - and to honest folk - it's maddening! The Left reminds one of the cartoon where the bird is eating the frog, but the bird can't swallow the frog because the frog is holding the bird by the throat. The Left seems to have the uncanny ability to snatch Victory from the Jaws of Defeat.	The Right is like Elmer Fudd from the cartoons - no match for that wascally wabbit of the Left. Although it has slightly more righteousness on it's side than the Left, it is so ineffectual in it's bumbling search for the backbone to support that rightiousness - that it too, is maddening. The Right reminds one of the cartoon where the bird is trying to get a twig into it's birdhouse to build it's nest, but it can't get it in because it can't comprehend to turn the twig endwise. The Right seems to have the fershlugginer ability to snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory.

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