Gaby - 11/22/00 06:02:12
My Email:Lunachick17@juno.com
Favorite KMFDM album: AGOGO
Favorite KMFDM song: Blood (evil mix)
where did you learn about this page?: heard about it

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ever since i first heard about KMFDM i thought they'd be just another band but all i can say is their music is like none other that ive heard, and that i enjoy it like no other kind of music, no matter what the future my bring, KMFDM will be one of my favorite bands

- - 08/24/00 17:02:14
My Email:nihil666@420email.com
Favorite KMFDM album: nihil,angst,xtort
Favorite KMFDM song: light or glory(but they are all my great)
where did you learn about this page?: your aim profile

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kmfdm is one of the most original and most inspirational bands out there. the lyrics seem to open your eyes to a our sad reality. i saw mdfmk in ny and they rocked and Lucia Cifarelli is so much hotter in person.

Crystal Alexis - 08/16/00 16:09:07
My URL:http://dementia_dementia.homestead.com/enter.html
My Email:kittiecrys@yahoo.com
Favorite KMFDM album: ADIOS, SYMBOLS, NAIVE
Favorite KMFDM song: STRAY BULLET
where did you learn about this page?: msn search~

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well, hhhmmm lets see. i'm very excited that sooo many people are in tune to good music these days. it breaks my heart to see good music go to waste. well KMFDM/MDFMK has got to be one of my all time favorite bands/or atleast thee favorite. kmfdm is great keep it up! whoevers web page this is. very good.

Crystal Alexis - 08/16/00 16:09:00
My URL:http://dementia_dementia.homestead.com/enter.html
My Email:kittiecrys@yahoo.com
Favorite KMFDM album: ADIOS, SYMBOLS, NAIVE
Favorite KMFDM song: STRAY BULLET
where did you learn about this page?: msn search~

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well, hhhmmm lets see. i'm very excited that sooo many people are in tune to good music these days. it breaks my heart to see good music go to waste. well KMFDM/MDFMK has got to be one of my all time favorite bands/or atleast thee favorite. kmfdm is great keep it up! whoevers web page this is. very good.

AaRoN pOtTeR - 07/16/00 12:11:06
Favorite KMFDM album: RETRO
Favorite KMFDM song: light
where did you learn about this page?: ummm.....

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KMFDM are so cool

Jim - 07/13/00 01:19:12
Favorite KMFDM album: they all suck
Favorite KMFDM song: they all suck
where did you learn about this page?: through bad links

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What do I know? What do I know? For one I know that KMFDM or whatever sucks...I am glad they broke up--but that is not the point. I know that this page sucks even worse then KMFDM. I hope this pages breaks up too, just like they did!

Abby Normal - 06/23/00 20:25:10
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/meatismurder
My Email:jezebelly143@aol.com
Favorite KMFDM album: Hm... too many
Favorite KMFDM song: Leid Und Elend
where did you learn about this page?: CDnow link

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I went to the MDFMK show on May 31st at the Glass house in Pomona. The guys were so cool! I got Tim and Sascha both to sign my pack of Camel wides...and I got a hug from Sascha. I think I almost had an orgasm... lol.. It was the best birthday present ever ! Thank you Jeff! BTW.. Tim and Sascha both are sooo fucking hot in person. I was amazed! I just wish I could have seen KMFDM before they retired. I love EN Esch!!! ICH LIEBE DICH KMFDM/MDFMK!!!!!!!!!!!

RebDoomer - 05/24/00 01:31:16
My Email:rebdoomer666@hotmail.com
Favorite KMFDM album: Symbols
Favorite KMFDM song: Anarchy (Re-mix: God And The State)
where did you learn about this page?: Searching through engines

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You have a well done page and keep up the good work. I just wanted everyone to know about this although most of you know: Username: kmfdm Password: rules ftp://pirates.desoto.k12.wi.us Download WinAmp to download all these beautiful songs and re-mixes by KMFDM-MDFMK. *This is not my file...I think he's a Billy(?)* If you don't visit here, you're purely a idiot.

BAZZEL - 04/13/00 05:49:08
Favorite KMFDM album: ADIOS
Favorite KMFDM song: BEREIT
where did you learn about this page?: MYSELF

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WAKE ME UP IN ANARCHY!!!!! "FIRE" ICH BIN EIN AUSLANDER SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

Sean - 04/09/00 05:09:32
My URL:http://what?
My Email:silentblood43@hotmail.com
Favorite KMFDM album: Nihil,Angst,Money,MDFMK
Favorite KMFDM song: there really isn't a song i don't like,
where did you learn about this page?: i just sorta surfed here

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um, what can i say. there aren't any other musicain's better than kmfdm/mdfmk. it was almost a omen for me to start listening to kmfdm,and since i live where no one has any form of musical prefence, i'm almost like a virus in spreading kmfdm to more and m re ppl. i don't know if it's me that's doing it or is it just the kmfdm's sound is addictive? well if most ppl are like me, you've lost interest in what i'm saying about "here" so KMFDM ONE WORLD ONE NATION ok i'm done

steve - 04/07/00 11:09:37
My Email:ssoo@tbcnet.com
Favorite KMFDM album: most all of them
Favorite KMFDM song: Anarchy
where did you learn about this page?: web link

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What will become of En Esch and Gunter

MC7 - 03/27/00 05:26:14
My URL:http://expage.com/page/ragexindustries
My Email:ragex@mindspring.com
Favorite KMFDM album: UAIOE
Favorite KMFDM song: Audios
where did you learn about this page?: surfing

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Long live MDFMK.... Reborn form the ashes ov legendary KMFDM.....

bryan - 03/25/00 01:25:09
My Email:slipknot1@kingsfan.com
Favorite KMFDM album: angst
Favorite KMFDM song: what dou you know deutschland
where did you learn about this page?: link

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kmfdm is the best thing to happen to the world since well the begining of the world!

cri-du-chat - 03/24/00 19:08:50
Favorite KMFDM album: nihil
Favorite KMFDM song: ultra
where did you learn about this page?: link

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music that inspires. not boring like other things

Doug Sims - 03/20/00 03:41:15
My Email:simsd@n-sure.net
Favorite KMFDM album: Nihil
Favorite KMFDM song: Virus.... it started it all for me!
where did you learn about this page?: link

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I've been a fan since I got Naive when it first came out. Can't get enough KMFDM. Looking forward to MDFMK!!!

M. Legg - 03/18/00 08:24:06
My Email:SinistrII@aol.com
Favorite KMFDM album: Angst
Favorite KMFDM song: Brute
where did you learn about this page?: Surfin

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Very Cool

Ben Templin - 03/18/00 05:02:52
Favorite KMFDM album: Angst
Favorite KMFDM song: A DRUG AGANST WAR
where did you learn about this page?: Link

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You need more pics of KMFDM!

Beast - 03/13/00 00:50:31
My URL:http://jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu/~bab13
My Email:don't
Favorite KMFDM album: Nihil or Adios
Favorite KMFDM song: Trust or DIY
where did you learn about this page?: link

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If you don't speak german, you shouldn't put any on your site. Otherwise it's decent. Anything KMFDM related has to be good. The MDFMK album kicks more ass than anything previous. Get it asap. Then when Fight Club is available, see that, and look for similar themes.

spike suicide - 03/12/00 15:40:36
My Email:MAN1AK@webtv.net
Favorite KMFDM album: MONEY
Favorite KMFDM song: SEX ON THE FLAG
where did you learn about this page?: a link from another

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sascha if you receive this man you kick ass your music is the ultimate sound,and when you read this,make sure if you see en esch say hi from man1ak and tell nina.h that i think shes extremly talented and tell call raymond a pig for me cause it would be funny. (LMAO!) well hope you guys come out with the first MDFMK ALBUM pretty soon well catch you later.

jim graham - 03/11/00 22:34:03
My Email:jimmy042@aol.com
Favorite KMFDM album: adios
Favorite KMFDM song: godlike doglike
where did you learn about this page?: mi hermano

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I'll pray and pray that you guys hurry the fuck up(jk)

Nick Brownfield - 03/08/00 19:16:06
My Email:KingVitaman@hotmail.com
Favorite KMFDM album: symbols
Favorite KMFDM song: i love 'em all
where did you learn about this page?: cdnow

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KMFDM=God

Evil Ed - 03/04/00 23:06:52
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ak3/RipTheSystem/index.html
My Email:Monoxide_Child68@hotmail.com
Favorite KMFDM album: either Symbols or Adios
Favorite KMFDM song: Megalomaniac or D.I.Y
where did you learn about this page?: link @ CDnow.com

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Hey man, this is a very well designed page. Keep up the good work

M(E)(E)KS - 03/04/00 00:52:10
My Email:meexs@yahoo.com
Favorite KMFDM album: angst
Favorite KMFDM song: Glory
where did you learn about this page?: www.cdnow.com

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KMFDM rest the best !!!

Gen - 02/23/00 20:00:06
My Email:starfckerr@hotmail.com
Favorite KMFDM album: nihil
Favorite KMFDM song: light (nin remix) or megalomaniac
where did you learn about this page?: MSN search

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I would like to start by saying that KMFDM are probably the best thing in music(aside from nin and tori amos). Everything that they stand for is...great(for lack of a better word). I have been a fan of their's for only about 2 years, but I can still say t at they "fucking rock"(for Valyn)and are truly very talented musicians. Gen I HAVE TO.............P.L.U.R..................... PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT

Tammie Griggs - 01/14/00 18:36:43
My Email:tammiegriggs@hotmail.com
where did you learn about this page?: a friend

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i love the site this is my first time here and the first time i have ever heard of the group. i would like to get to know more about the group members and your music. thanks tammie from morehead kentucky

alex askew - 01/12/00 18:04:08
Favorite KMFDM album: nihil
Favorite KMFDM song: brute
where did you learn about this page?: cdnow

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touz - 11/13/99 16:26:29
My URL:http://fuckinnothing
My Email:touz69@yahoo.com
Favorite KMFDM album: presently adios, maybe all
Favorite KMFDM song: depend of the day
where did you learn about this page?: cd now

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(I'm coming from quebec so my english is far to be perfect) I'm listening kmfdm since ten years now, when i was 12 my dad ( a school director) was bored to listen my metallica casset in the car and he introduce me a band he just discover. It was kmfdm, the naive album (first edition).progressively I started to lov that band but when I heard angst it was my first orgasm.Now I got all the fuckin cd except opium , by the way i have an album you don't have on your list it's just a single call trust/juke joint jezebel with a really great remix of trust, Anyway kmfdm is now disbanded, let's wait for the mdfmk album...

Paul K - 11/04/99 14:03:48
My Email:Fkenstein
Favorite KMFDM album: all, but Adios, to date
Favorite KMFDM song: Mega., or NIN mix.Light
where did you learn about this page?: MDFMK bulletin board

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This is a really good page, keep it current as I'm sure you will. I'm not far from Philly (a native Philadelphian),but so pissed to have had to missed the '97 KMFDM/PIG Tour. (too busy w/ Earthling Tour obligations) We're long-time db fans, and over the ears he has become quite familiar with us (search Sigma Kids). We had opportunity to make a lot of contact during the Earthling Tour, and hope to whet David's ecclectic appetite, and see if he'll give Sascha & Tim some help. i'd like to see them signed wi h a label that doesn't perpetuate their being the best fucking kept secret in the music industry. I make no bullshit promises, but will do all I can to raise awareness among an industry icon, with really deep pockets. Please post as soon as any tour info s available, Europe, or USA. Fuck MTV. Paul K

Paul K - 11/04/99 14:03:25
My Email:Fkenstein
Favorite KMFDM album: all, but Adios, to date
Favorite KMFDM song: Mega., or NIN mix.Light
where did you learn about this page?: MDFMK bulletin board

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This is a really good page, keep it current as I'm sure you will. I'm not far from Philly (a native Philadelphian),but so pissed to have had to missed the '97 KMFDM/PIG Tour. (too busy w/ Earthling Tour obligations) We're long-time db fans, and over the ears he has become quite familiar with us (search Sigma Kids). We had opportunity to make a lot of contact during the Earthling Tour, and hope to whet David's ecclectic appetite, and see if he'll give Sascha & Tim some help. i'd like to see them signed wi h a label that doesn't perpetuate their being the best fucking kept secret in the music industry. I make no bullshit promises, but will do all I can to raise awareness among an industry icon, with really deep pockets. Please post as soon as any tour info s available, Europe, or USA. Fuck MTV. Paul K

nicky - 09/24/99 19:43:00
My Email:nickles_19@yahoo.com
Favorite KMFDM album: all of them
Favorite KMFDM song: trust
where did you learn about this page?: here

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i would appreciate some pics to my email thanks to all

Mike - 09/02/99 20:07:29
My Email:SpiffyKing666@aol.com
Favorite KMFDM album: RETRO
Favorite KMFDM song: can'tsay too many!!!!
where did you learn about this page?: messin' around

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KMFDM is the best thing to ever happen 2 music.... it's awsome tracks and genius lyrics have helped my deal w/some tough times. KMFDM will always live in spirt and they rule the world!!!!! BIGGEST FAN EVER

VOX - 07/23/99 15:28:33
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/pa2/ripyoursystem/index.html
Favorite KMFDM album: NIHL
Favorite KMFDM song: Too tough of a question to answer!!
where did you learn about this page?: KMFDM web ring

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Follow the link to my KMFDM page, i've got info there you won't find on any other KMFDM site!

Farmer Bob - 07/18/99 02:23:34
My Email:jbfarr@ix.netcom.com
Favorite KMFDM album: Angst
Favorite KMFDM song: Sucks
where did you learn about this page?: kmfdm page on cdnow

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I remember several years ago when I lived in NYC that when I worked for the Palladium on the corner of Broadway where Tower Records is handing out invitations to shows at the Palladium, I seen a small sign in a buildings window accross the street from Tow r book store that said "KMFDM" and a sign above that saying "TVT Records" and I wanted to find out what KMFDM was. At that time I was listening to bands like Einsturzende Neubauten, Front 242, Kraftwerk, Melvins, and Throbbing Gristle. I went to Tower R cords and looked up KMFDM and bought "Angst". I went home to my appartment on 11th street between 1st and A and put the cd in, pushed play, and was blown away by the beginning of "Light" and replayed the beginnig 10 times before listening to the rest of he song. "Angst" kicks ass. Since I don't have much money I haven't bought anymore KMFDM cds but I will get them all within the near future.I do have "Sin, Sex, and Salvation" and enjoy "Fuck Me". I am sorry to hear that KMFDM broke up but I am looking forward to hearing MDFMK come fall. Looking foward Sascha. Farmer Bob

06/16/99 10:49:59

Name: Girls of ICQ	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

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Website de Nizza. Ringraziamenti per lasciarlo firmare il vostro guestbook

Jeremy Kunkle - 05/27/99 12:49:22
Favorite KMFDM album: Xtort
Favorite KMFDM song: A Drug Against War

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jk - 04/21/99 03:57:16

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visitor

Errin - 04/05/99 21:35:56
My Email:vain66@hotmail.com
Where do you live?: in a box on the corner
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: all religions eliminated
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror?!: I wasn't, you cant prove anything
Where did you here about this site?: from ur mom

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this must be the crappiest page I have ever been to.. and I've been to many shitty pages.

DIGITAL DAN - 03/24/99 20:31:03
My URL:http://WWW.CLUBLOVE.COM
My Email:GOFFYONE@WEBTV.NET
Where do you live?: SO. CAL , U.S. OF FUCKIN A.
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: IS TO SHARE MONICA , PASS HER DOWN MY WAY
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH FUCKER
Any other info: LOOKING FOR A DIGITAL TONGUE ...LADIES INQUIRY WITHIN..

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WHAT HAPPENED TO GODFLESH ?

Oylz Daefkt - 03/24/99 19:04:39
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/nm/heman/
My Email:oylz_daefkt@hotmail.com
Where do you live?: Chilliwack, BC, Canada
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: Less fucking christians!!
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: Gaw? Too see how much hair there really is! Why else?
Any other info: My nick-name is on the back of XTORT ... look at it closely!

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Hey, kick-ass site!! I read the "Concert Experience" and it made me so sad! I'm never gonna have a chance to see that! Everybody's gone except Sacsha and Skold ... Don't get me wrong, i like them a hell of a lot! But I don't think it'll have the same mpact without Gunter's guitars. But i'm never gonna see such a big production, ever! That would have been my dream! KMFDM was the greatest group out there ... i hope Sascha has the same casting tastes with MDFMK as he did with KMFDM. You just need som sounds that only certain people can do to be KMFDM. Oh well. I anxiously await Adios and then their first MDFMK release!

Jack Lumber - 03/23/99 04:32:23
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: everything
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: How else was i supposed to get the gerbil out?

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How could you ruin such a kick ass page by putting "I love you Vicky" at the end. FAG!

peevelibido - 02/24/99 18:37:57

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Im in need of cash so im selling this autographed pic of all the members of KMFDM the (nihil era)check it out.... http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=69206477

Neecy - 02/15/99 19:25:07
My Email:DidThtHrt@lightstream.net
Where do you live?: Cleveland Area
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: We have starving,homeless,child abuse,etc. and millions were spent on an asshole accused of putting a cigar in some office whore's crotch !!
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: I was trying to get the swimming horse out of it !!
Any other info: Nope

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Anu - 01/29/99 06:13:03
My Email:shantih@gnwmail.com
Where do you live?: Finland
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: eh... I don't know..
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: no comments!
Any other info: Peace & Love

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I have just find a band called BÖSHE ONKELZ. I don't understund much about words so I dropped by to look for lyrix. I hope I find them....

Devotchka - 01/23/99 01:32:33
My Email:Ogilvie_80
Where do you live?: Somewhere within this facist nation...
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: The Abuse ov Power done by our Leaders....

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Checked www.kmfdm.net lately? Guess you would be sad to hear it. Anyways, time to say so long to the Most Hard hitting industrial group ov the Era... Adios Amigos.

graham puranen - 01/14/99 17:29:20
My Email:kiender@hotmail.com
Where do you live?: michigan
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: id like to see more women in power
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: beg pardon?
Any other info: umm...im 18 and in community college

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Tony Ferraro - 12/28/98 17:29:19
My URL:http://www.marilynmanson.net
My Email:Fuck You
Where do you live?: Hell
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: everything
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: Because it interests me
Any other info: i am masturbating for myself right now

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your page sucks

Lars Ubbermenschen - 11/25/98 22:31:38
My URL:http://wankersrus
My Email:HailubberLars@homo.com
Where do you live?: Duetchland fuck butt!!
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: THere needs to be more whores in power!
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: I was trying to look at 'me' asshole because your stinky girl friend left one of her rings up in there.
Any other info: You germans need to learn proper English if you hope to survive in this global ecomony.

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I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for making a website with lots of good anal refrences and devious sexual commentary. Es goot, No? I'm glad you've mastered yourself in every way, if you know what I mean.

Clapmaster - 11/24/98 05:47:44
Where do you live?: Baltimore, MD
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: Kill Bill
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: I wasn't, I was trying to look at yours

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My comment is that James Price is a fucking retard! He put in 3 different guestbook entries each talking about how he thinks his asshole is pretty. What a fucking fag! Anywho, KMFDM rocks and this is a good page.

james price - 11/15/98 20:48:26
Where do you live?: shoreview,mn
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: involvement with citizens
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: because it's pretty

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kmfdm rules and whosever web page this is sucks

james price - 11/15/98 20:47:22
Where do you live?: shoreview,mn
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: involvement with citizens
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: because it's pretty

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james price - 11/15/98 20:45:35

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- 11/04/98 16:43:48

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In memory of the sexiest man to live.

Ryan - 11/04/98 16:41:31
Where do you live?: Denver CO
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: destroy all government
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: i wanted to see if it really looked like me
Any other info: hootie blows phish

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i have been listening to kmfdm for 5 years now and i wanted to find out when the next album and concert was coming, thanks.

James T. - 11/03/98 02:02:07
Where do you live?: Pueblo, Colorado
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: Everything
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: Why not?!

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I love KMFDM!!! This is a pretty nice site. It has it's flaws but it is cool! You should try to get a few more pictures in and finish the damn history section. Good luck.

Jackie - 10/29/98 11:09:58

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Ah...Dave <3's Vicki. How sweet!

vicki - 10/27/98 02:27:54

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i love dave very much. he is such a cutie =)

Regan - 10/25/98 02:27:13
Where do you live?: Good Ol' Florida
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: Corrupted polititions drug into the streets castrated and shipped to Chemical Warfare testing facilities
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: Tryna get the wrist watch out
Any other info: Ask not what you can do for your country...but what your country has done to you!

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Nice page man. All the image links are bad though

10/09/98 11:33:38

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

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Just surfing. Thanks.

Amanda Miller - 09/23/98 00:17:13
My Email:ajmst75@pitt.edu
Where do you live?: Pittsburgh,PA
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: amount of control

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Jen - 09/22/98 00:48:20
My Email:ilovrt@hotmail.com
Where do you live?: CA

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RIP THE SYSTEM KMFDM RULES!

Philip Maddox - 09/09/98 02:01:31
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SunsetStrip/Frontrow/4206
My Email:ryoko_1@hotmail.com
Where do you live?: Virginia
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: What wouldn't I like to change?
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: Ummmmm... personal reasons

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KMFDM is the best!!!!!!! Definately my all-time favorite band.

Dave (for all stats see below) - 09/04/98 02:25:23
Any other info: THERE'S FUCKING BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! THE PAIN IS SO HORRIBLE!!! IT'S JUST RUSHING OUT OF THE PIN HOLE!! I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA FAINT...RRRIHZDFKJBDFD4

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Dave - 09/04/98 02:14:14
My URL:http://lickmyfletch.com
My Email:lickmyfletch@eatme.com
Where do you live?: westside philly
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: i want the fuckin' money so i can buy some preparation h
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: to check for rhoids...they itch and burn ya know
Any other info: i think i found one

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man...i've had some serious rhoids before but this is like the fucking queen of them all. it's like 2 inches long and 3/4 of an inch wide!!! it's dark blue and throbbing!!! the creams and suppositories aren't working! i think that i'm gonna try lancin it with this dirty safety pin. that'll do the trick.

Herma!!! - 09/04/98 02:08:35
My URL:http://www.gitdafo.com
My Email:heavybreathing@oldblackman.com
Where do you live?: in the stix
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: there should be free love for everyone.
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: I wasn't...I was trying to taste it. But is was on fire and bleeding...
Any other info: I love my gay buddy Dave. He's the greatest.

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CLKWRKpain - 08/27/98 18:43:21
My Email:n/a
Where do you live?: district of columbia
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: A hole the size of a dime in the president's forehead....... uh .. don't worry i'm not crazy just MMMAAADDD!!!!
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: because that's just one of the small pleasures of life.
Any other info: Q. Why do you look at your asshole in the mirror?

Comments:
NO PITTY FOR THE MAJORITY!!!!!

Jack Doff - 08/17/98 18:15:25
My Email:fuckyou@eatme.com
Where do you live?: in your sister's room
The thing that you'd most like to see changed about your government is...: There shouldn't be any black mutha fuckas
Why were you trying to look at your assshole in the mirror anyway?!: fuck you!
Any other info: you're a faggot

Comments:
Only fucking homos would look at this gay assed site. go lick your own balls!

NBS - 08/08/98 23:59:27
My URL:http://www.wmsweb.com/artclub
Where do you live?: Wisconsin
Who do you hate?: By what they've written, pretty much everyone who has signed this guestbook so far.
How many time a day do you have sex?: This be a rediculous question.

Comments:
The owner of this page is a moron. There is a plethora of misinformation. The person who hates all forms of government obviously has no fucking idea what he is talking about is probably so ignorant of our government's structure that he/ she has no right to say such a fucking stupid thing.

Comments:
You have a very pretty site Dave. Keep up the good work!

vicki - 07/13/98 21:05:54
My Email:you already know
Where do you live?: you know this too
Who do you hate?: ill give you 1 guess
How many time a day do you have sex?: you make that guess
Any other info: dave's the best

Comments:
hi dave. this page is really good. i was scared to see it...but it looks great!! talk to ya soon. love, vicki

Bradi Hooker - 07/09/98 03:01:34
My Email:bradihooker@hotmail.com
Where do you live?: Colo.Spgs, Colo.
Who do you hate?: all forms of government
How many time a day do you have sex?: I plead the 5th!!!!

Comments:
KMFDM rules!

Colin - 07/02/98 06:00:49
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/Colin_KMFDM
My Email:Colin_KMFDMboy@iname.com
Where do you live?: Canada eh?
Who do you hate?: The Backstreet boys
How many time a day do you have sex?: more than you :)

Comments:
Hey! You finally put up a page, you dont know me but ive seen your messages around (beat by beat etc) and anyway, ill be checking your page for updates etc. cya around!

frontman242 - 06/29/98 16:16:50
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/~frontman242
My Email:frontman242@hotmail.com
Who do you hate?:myself
How many times a day do you have sex?: -56