L A D Y   B U G
             (A Wee Morsel Of Nonsense)
                       - with homage to Edward Lear -
       Lady bug dangles her delicate feet, 
       hanging on edge by the tips of her toes, 
       dancing her digits to Beethoven's  beat 
       while gorging herself on the leaf of a rose. 

       Over and under, the aphids they go, 
       just for a peek at her red petticoat, 
       towing and rowing through chlorophyll's glow 
       on the miniature stern of their pea green boat. 

       Lady bug blushes to see such a sight, 
       this parade of wee, morsel-sized, tiny, green men 
       watching her feast on the garden's delight, 
       so she hides underneath a wild rose-petal's stem. 

       "Lady bug, lady bug, feminine one, 
       come out and walk in the beautiful sun." 
       shouted Sir Edward, the aphid's fine king, 
       "Come through the garden, to you we will sing." 

       "Lady bug, lady bug, why do you hide?, 
       jump on our raft and we'll give you a ride, 
       climb right up on our wee vessel of love, 
       we'll take you sailing on oceans made of 
       all of the liquid we've pressed from the leaves 
       of the finest wine roses that hang from the eaves." 

       Lady bug turned, gave a smile and a sigh, 
       doubting that she could resist such a guy!  

     
        Anne Bryant-Hamon
        © June 1998