The Joke Page Question:What do you call Heaven? Answer:A melodic flute solo. Question:What do you call Hell? Answer:A flute duet. Question:What do you call walking through two straight lines of piccolos? Answer:Death row! Question:What do you get when you drop marching band? Answer:Straight A's, a retirement plan and your own life. Question:How many flute players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer:A flute player screw in a lightbulb?  We let the brass do all the menial work!! Question:How do you get piccolo players to play in tune? Answer:Shoot one! Question:What's the difference between a lawnmower and a flute? Answer:You can tune a lawnmower! Question:Why did the chicken cross the road? Answer:To escape the flute practice going on in the band room. Well, that's ALL folks (jokes that is). If anyone has more they can email my mom.  Her address is on the Shutterbug Main Page. There's one more serious page but it's REALLY interesting.  It's all about the history of the flute. Click on the picture of the flute get the History. This way to go back to the Flute Main Page This way to go back to WonderChild's Main Page This way to go back to ShutterBug's Main Page