PHONE NUMBERS LIZ PHAIR WISHES SHE HAD ON SPEED DIAL

J.K. ROWLING "I want to pester, pester, pester -- tell her what I think should happen next [in the Harry Potter books]."

DICK CHENEY "I'd ask him, 'What the hell are you thinking?' He's the most mysterious man in modern times. For Halloween I want to be Cheney -- obviously I'm a chick so it might not work -- with a little marionette puppet of George."

STEVIE WONDER "I'm obsessed with him right now. I'd call him and ask, 'What the hell makes you so damn happy?'"

MICK JAGGER "I'd call him up and just lay phonies on him. You know, like [heavy breathing]... you know, phonies? Like crank calling? It's a Midwestern thing."