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Urban myth or unfortunate fact?
It was recently reported that a Florida man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and somehow, it slipped into gear, dragging him through a glass patio door into the house.
His
wife summoned an ambulance, which transported him to the hospital. She
then uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside.
She blotted up the spilled gasoline, and threw the paper towels in the toilet.
After arriving home, the husband, despondent over the shattered patio door and damaged motorcycle, went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. He flipped the butt between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated.
The
wife heard an explosion and her husband screaming. She found her
husband lying on the floor, his trousers blown away and his buttocks, legs
and groin burned. The same ambulance crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the husband down the steep stairs to the street, one of them asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out.
He fell down the remaining steps and broke his arm.
Now THAT is a bad day.
Taken from the Windsor Star, February 19, 1999
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Well, this guy IS having a bad one for sure....
Do you have a short, , hilarious story to share, one that is not on the Net yet?? A story where the situation is so improbable that telling it makes people laugh for a long time. If so, send it to me and I will publish it on this page.
See if you can top this one... ;-))
