Waves

of

Sarcasm

What If,,,,,,,,

• We got to balance our Checkbooks like the government balances the Budget......
• You had to watch "It's a Wonderful Life" EVERY morning..........
• Getting Divorced was as much work as getting Married.......
• Everyone respected ALL forms of life not just THEIR own.....
• Meat eaters realized that its not Juicy,,,,,its Bloody............
• The Catholic Church Embraced everyone,,,,,,,not just Invited everyone...........
• Parents stopped asking Teachers to take on the responsibilites of Parents........

Did you ever wonder,,,,,,

• If the term "Ignorance is Bliss" was the true definition of a Politician........
• Why your Free Speech, is being decided by someone Spending your money......
• Why Judges, the symbol of truth and justice, wear black, the color of Villains...
• Why vegetarians have to pay EXTRA to have the meat taken OUT of their meals
• Why Rush Limbaughs EGO seems proportionate to his WEIGHT.........
• If more Politicians INHALED,,,,,,the government might run better,,,,,,

Well,,,,,,,,thats all for now, be sure and wipe the sand off your feet as you leave.................

CruzBayMan@aol.com