The Roster Of The Damned


The following £agophiles have immortalized their names in the Roster of the Damned. How very brave of them.

Sarah - 09/16/00 00:48:47
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/moonchildforever
My Email:sarahsidney@yahoo.com
Major Credit Card Number: hahahahahahaha
PIN for Said Item: heee-heeeee!!!!!!!!!
Donation Amount (Thousands): thousands and thousands of well wishes
Favorite £agomorph: favoritism is a crime
Favorite £agomorph Song: favoritism is a crime
Song The £agomorphs Should Cover: One that no one else has covered yet

Comments:
I found your web page while browsing around and I recognized one of the guys in the band (who shall remain un-named) and thought I would drop you guys a line to say keep the music alive and don't let dreams die!!!

Captain Cheese - 04/15/99 22:33:30
My URL:http://www.captain-cheese.com
My Email:Like you don't know
Major Credit Card Number: 4589932144784525
PIN for Said Item: 526425
Donation Amount (Thousands): 100
Favorite £agomorph: The one with the furry face. He's so dreamy.
Favorite £agomorph Song: You actually have songs???
Song The £agomorphs Should Cover: I Don't Wanna Be Called Yo Nigga -Public Enemy

Comments:
Hey, I'm looking for random things to put on my site. If any of y'all, "Including kelly,'no I don't hate her!!" want to help me out with this new web thing....THEN HELP ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Some Princess - 03/07/99 15:14:35
My Email:JAMJARGIRL@aol.co.uk
Major Credit Card Number: 547432099876 (no but really)
PIN for Said Item: I'd love to see you use it over there(3556)
Donation Amount (Thousands): I'll pay 670000000000000000056 if you send me some of Ricks glorious shorn golden locks.
Favorite £agomorph: hey I only know Rick
Favorite £agomorph Song: My computer will NOT play real audio
Song The £agomorphs Should Cover: Toes across the floor-Blind Melon

Comments:
Hey Rick. I guess I'm the official english fan base. You look pretty foxy with the red hair. I'm gonna send some money to get an album. Hope you still have the jar for luck. This page is cool but I can't hear the songs. I'm coming soon!!

Queen Victoria - 01/29/99 04:19:38
My Email:trforever@hotmail.com
Major Credit Card Number: you wish
PIN for Said Item: bankrupt
Donation Amount (Thousands): whatever's in my pants
Favorite £agomorph: JUDAH!! YUM.
Favorite £agomorph Song: Killing Miss America
Song The £agomorphs Should Cover: God Save the Queen

Comments:
Damn, this is a fine band and should be hired to do bar mitvah's and wakes. The dead would awaken to the stellar noise and barking of baggins. Melchie is King and don't you forget it. He stalks you at night and knows what you dream. Watch for him in y ur window. Melchie steals your soul. Melchie is my idol. Melchie only eats Friskies and your toe jam.

Carly "Gypsy" Towle - 01/09/99 01:00:03
My URL:http://ummm....no?
My Email:Malkie06@yahoo.com
Major Credit Card Number: like iiiiii can get a credit card?!?!?!?!
PIN for Said Item: 42!
Donation Amount (Thousands): a gabillionzillion rubles
Favorite £agomorph: baggins
Favorite £agomorph Song: all of 'em
Song The £agomorphs Should Cover: american music

Comments:
u r all so very spiffy and i love u

marissa** - 10/06/98 07:52:26
My URL:http://www.gurlpages.com/other/marissafury
My Email:x2sparkler@aol.com
Major Credit Card Number: 7890 7890 7890 7890
PIN for Said Item: 7890
Donation Amount (Thousands): 100,000,000,000,000.00
Favorite £agomorph: the midget elf
Favorite £agomorph Song: uh... that one...
Song The £agomorphs Should Cover: michael jackson's "black or white"

Comments:
hehehe, i like that guestbook thingy, it's funny. um... excellent page, keep up the work. i'll see you when you get a bass player. adios. love & firecrackers- *marissa*

God - 10/06/98 03:15:06
My URL:http://www.soulsuck.com
My Email:orion@soulsuck.com
Major Credit Card Number: you wish
PIN for Said Item: you don't need PINs for CCs
Favorite £agomorph: rick cause he gave me a duck
Favorite £agomorph Song: the one rick drives me nuts playing
Song The £agomorphs Should Cover: friends in low places by garth brooks

Comments:
hi rick. i finally checked out your page. very funny. you're soooooooo cool. can i get your autograph? smirk. have a day? i need more bagels.

Maxis X. Green-Eyes - 09/12/98 03:49:56
Major Credit Card Number: 911
PIN for Said Item: 119
Donation Amount (Thousands): 0.00001 Thousand
Favorite £agomorph: Baggins
Favorite £agomorph Song: The Dotted Line Song....Or Doubloon
Song The £agomorphs Should Cover: TMBG I guess...

Comments:
No comment at this time....

Porpentine the Bionic Lagophile - 07/22/98 03:43:19
My URL:http://I don't know HTML. So spank me.
My Email:soma@jps.net
Donation Amount (Thousands): the number e
Favorite £agomorph: CAT. (Yes, I AM a sick bastard pervert.)
Favorite £agomorph Song: Velvet Lace Underwear. Actually, The Decline of Western Civilization is pretty bad-ass, too. And The Spork Song. And anything that Baggins has anything to do with.
Song The £agomorphs Should Cover: Simon and Garfunkel's "Baby Driver"

Comments:
Hey Rick. Hey Judah. Nice page. It's funny, I suddenly have the urge to give you money. Have you been sending me subliminal messages? ...NAH!

Amber "Babushka Girl" Wittlief - 07/18/98 07:28:19
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny/Alterian/index.html
My Email:Alterian@aol.com
Major Credit Card Number: 42
PIN for Said Item: 42
Donation Amount (Thousands): -100 (you owe me! Ha!)
Favorite £agomorph: thats like asking me to chose my fav. Lago song!
Favorite £agomorph Song: Arg! Too many favorites
Song The £agomorphs Should Cover: anything including and relating to TMBG and the Pixies

Comments:
Oh great Lagomorphs! I am ever so honored to be mentioned on your much prestiegious website! Lago the bunny is pleased as well. Everything is secured over here for your world takeover....unless I get to it first..hahaha. Anyways its 3am here and the pirat s in my head are telling me to do really weird stuff. I don't have a match or a giant human sized hamster wheel so I can't do anything they want me to. I'll probably sign this a million times since this is the best site on the net. =)