Finally, after years of anticipation, the time has come when you, the discerning internet consumer, can order and have sent to your home a recording of Original Compositions by The Lagomorphs. We here at Lagomorph Central have long awaited this day, when we can replace our phony discography with actual, orderable product.

When The Lagomorphs brought Palace of The Brine Studios into operation in August of last year, serious recording began on the multitude of songs then written. That recording has proceeded uninterrupted until today when, thanks to the miracle of Radio Shack 1/8" to Rca Adaptors, they have dubbed for your listening pleasure (?) a standard, sixty-minute, twenty percent slimmer cased cassette.

"Debaser", the first saleable Lagomorph Product ( Except of course for Ferret-on-a-stick ), contains sixteen songs painstakingly recorded in Full, Glorious Mono. Stereo is overrated.

First, you click on the link below for the special ordering form. Second, you work for two hours. Third, you take the $5 and mail it to the Lagomorphs address on the special ordering form. Lastly you sit back, and await the mailman with baited breath.

Don't take our word for this being the most worthwile investment of your life. Hear what the experts say about the new Lagomorphs release. And if you're still not convinced then you're a crack baby and should seek medical help.