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PART ONE!
Writing the Music

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Step 1:
Get a chord chart.
Step 2:
Get some Darts.
Step 3:
Self explanatory.

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PART TWO!
Writing the Lyrics

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Step 1:
Get a Dictionary.
Step 2:
Still got those Darts?

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Congratulations! You now have a hit song! We here at Lago-Central Salute you and want 50% of the profits!!!

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