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I'm just borrowing some money
i'm not robbing from the bank
it was a slight misunderstanding
cause i drove up in a tank

I've got some business speculations
and i'd like a new guitar
i'd really like some goldfish
and a summer home on mars

(chorus)
So put your hands in the air
you'd better leave em there
I'll just stroll into your vault
please believe me it's not my fault
I'll pay you back in my good time
trust me this is not a crime
So stick your hands against the wall
trust me this is not my fault

Some evil aliens kidnapped me
now they have control of my mind
I apologize to all the tellers
cause i'm really rather kind

They're just in need of cash
to complete their takeover plans
and i don't want any trouble
so please stick up your hands

(chorus)

and i just could not wait
for my loan app to get through
i got no cash my checks all bounce
there was nothing else to do

and the credit cards all laughed
but look who's laughing now
gonna clean your wallets out
take all your money and how

(chorus)

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