The Peacock
Came into town one day
And charged us all for protection
But the mailman refused to pay
It was an all out brawl
They fought up and down the street
As we sat eating pez in the back of my car
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The Feral Peacock and the Mailman Fought so hard
As we were sitting in the back of the car
Eating seven packs minus three
At first we all expected the Peacock to win
He was pretty sure of it himself
But the mailman put up a really good fight
Much more than the Peacock expected
And then the police arrived
But the Peacocks goons kept them at bay
He wanted it to seem like a kinda fair fight
To prove to all of us that he could beat any of us any day
CHORUS
The Peacock howled in madness then
And leapt into the attack
But the mailman dodged left and countered him
And sprayed him with the mace from his bag
The Peacock pulled a weapon then
But the mailman had his AK out
Shots rang up and down the street
As we sat in lawnchairs And watched the whole scene play out
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