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i want to get a new car
they say i got to get it myself
i gotta get a job
i wanted to buy myself a new guitar
they say i got to get it myself
i gotta get a job
i wanted to get a new video game
my parents say that's such a fucking shame
if i want a new game i gotta pay for it myself

i gotta get me a job
i gotta get me some green
but i'm not union so they send the union monkeys after me
union monkeys from hell

i want to get a neutron bomb
they say i got to get it myself
i gotta get a job
i wanted to ask my elvis to the prom
they say i got to ask him myself
i gotta get a job
i want more distortion to drive my folks insane
my parents said that's such a fucking shame
if i want sonic mayhem i've gotta pay for it myself

i gotta get me a job
i gotta get me some green
but i'm not union so they send the union monkeys after me
union monkeys from hell

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