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Got a secret message on the back of the grip
What's your number mine is 76
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Chorus:
No matter what they call you, you'll stil be my spork
Wierd half breed between a Spoon and a Fork
No matter what they call you, you'll still be my spork
Always there for me, My Darling Spork

For whatever reason, the second half of verses one and two have gone missing, as well as the whole of verse three.