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Sex: Male Height: 1 fathom Weight: 19 stone Hair: Brown Hair length: Minimal Eyes: Blue Guitar: Strat Arch Nemesis: Mornings Hobbies: Building 1/700th scale model WWII warships, The Guitar, Coups D'Etat Superpowers: Spoon bending, omniscience, the ability to feign Narcolepsy

Judah entered this world on November 4th, 1980, the night that Reagan was elected, and has spent most of the intervening time wearing a digital watch. Almost at once he took to memorizing the encyclopedia, and got as far as Armadillo before his willpower gave out or he got distracted. Sometime later he discovered Red Dwarf and has never looked back. He is not somnabulatory. He is currently attending West Valley College (what boundless joy). He wishes he could just play his guitar instead, but the education nazis won't let him. They're making him take calculus and other hard classes, but then true artists are never appreciated in their own time. Judah is a polymath. He wears converse and they are laced with irony.

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