All those questions you've been dying to know the answers to but never cared enough to ask.



So what the hell is a lagomorph?

Lagomorphs are a family of mammals similar to rodents in many respects only cooler. The main difference betwixt the two groups is that lagomorphs often have smaller tails and they have two sets of incisors; one set behind the other. The family consists of rabbits, hares, pikas etc.



So why did you choose lagomorphs as a band name?

It's actually a Sam-n-Max reference. After a brief prelude under the pseudonym "Spastic Rats" the band acquired a new image (Judah started growing his side burns out) and felt it ought to have a new moniker. Rick happened to be reading the Sam-n-Max graphic novel he had recently aqcuired over and over again and it just sunk in. Judah had to be persuaded with the aide of a brick on the end of a rope but it eventually all worked out for the best.



How hard would it be to get blackmail infromation on the band?

Pretty hard. With the exclusion of the CAT not a one of the many members of the band has anything even encroaching on being a life. The only thing even approaching a scandal would be that Rick sleeps with a teddy bear. But he not only doesn't hide that he sleeps with a stuffed animal but in fact introduces it to everyone who visits his house. Repeatedly.



Who is the bands favorite absstract painter?

I would have to say Magritte.



Is the CAT really an evil devil feline bent on world takeover?

Do I even have to answer that one?



Do the Lagomorphs kick ass?

With a capitol boot.



Is Baggins single?

The question on everyone mind; "Is Baggins available?" the answer to the over 6 million petitions to know the answer to this throbbing question (over half of which came from one self problaimed "Babushka Girl") is yes he is. Baggins, voted bachelor of the year three years running, is definitly searching for that perfect someone in between bouts of barking at the mailman.



What is the bands favorite movie?

Grosse Point Blank.



If I was travelling at the speed of light and I sneezed, will my head explode?

Go try it. Right now. Send us the results.
What's the matter? Chicken?



If I e-mail the band will they respond?

The band tries to respond to as many letters as they can but no promises.



How goes the progress on the bands first album?

The bands debut project (working title "The Backwater Sushi Homicide Incident") is being recorded just as fast as the band has days off and is in the mood. Several tracks have been recorded although only a few of them are up to what the band considers "debut demo b-side ep underground live bootleg quality" and so it's taking some time. With luck some kind of release on cassette won't be too long in forthcoming but nothing is promised. Either way it goes without saying that your donation would help immeasurably in the process and expediancy of the most long awaited album of all time.




Bubblegum, Bubblegum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish?

Æ7 give or take a few dozen.