Most of you may not know it, but Lord Melchit wasn't always the all knowing answerer of questions that he's come to be known as. No, no, once upon a time, many many years ago, when the world was still young and innocent, Judah actually held the title of all knowing purveyor of knowledge to the masses. The world flocked to him for answers to their most disturbing and perplexing quandries. The nations united under one banner as knowledge became the glue that held the world together. War became an unknown concept. Love and peace thrived. The World was happy. It was all good.
Unfortuanetly, being the supplier of information to the entire world proved to take it's toll upon him and Judah's grades started to slip. After he was very nearly killed by the stack of encyclopedias he had been eagerly devouring avalanching on him and trapping him for three days under their awesome weight he felt it was time to relinquish his post as the worlds smartest sapient creature. He did however decide to hold onto the title of Worlds Slickest Guy much to the relief of the masses.
In his final act before his retirement judah had the leading scientists of the world create a machine to copy and transfer all of his knowledge to that of his cat, melchi. A flawless plan with only one minor setback.
Melchi was a neurotic feline version of Napolean.
When questioned by the masses why he had chosen such a skitzophrentic think tank to supply with the accumulated knowledge of the world to he was quoted as saying, "Hey, even we omniscient super beings need a laugh every now and again."
