The great and all knowing Lord Melchit, for those of you who don't yet know, is, amongst other things, Judah's cat. By far the largest feline in the world, science has on numerous occasions proven that Melchi is in fact the reason the world turns. The pure weight of him standing on it causes it to spin. But don't be fooled, while it may look to the mere mortal eye as if this almost pure black shadow of a sleek looking mammal does not but sleep all day, he is in fact plotting the downfall of all humanity. Like so many other individuals whose destiny is so closely entwined with that of the Lagomorphs, Melchi is a megalomaniac.
A large quantity of the Lagomorphs material is written under pain of death, torture, or worse as Lord Melchit holds them in his iron grip. He, in league with the CAT, the bands evil manager, has laced a good 3/4ths of the bands songs with subliminal messages designed to turn the world into mindless zombies, just right for the taking over. Between this, the CAT's subversion of the songs, Baggins tinkering and the Lagomorphs own cunning plots at world domination, all laced into the productions, the songs themselves have become not so much music, but huge subliminal messages that almost have songs in them if you play them backwards and have a good imagination. Nonetheless Melchi is the driving force behind the bulk of the Lagomorphs music. Well, the driving force behind the whips and various pokey things that are the driving force behind most of the Lagomorphs music.
