Bozena at Gypsy of the Year

A disembodied voice comes over the loud speaker, demanding that the Bozena clear the stage. They sort of establish that they are there for Gypsy, so the voice asks:

What company of Grease are you from? No, seriously, can I have your names please?



Introduction one

Spiv: Spiv.
Voice: Spiv?
Spiv: Yeah.
Voice: Can I have your last name, Spiv?
Spiv: Westenberg.
Voice: Thank you...Spiv.




Introduction Two

Voice: Can I have your name please?
Spiv: Spiv.
Voice: Yes, we've done that Spiv. Can I have your name please, you in the red hat?
Ramon: Ramon.
Voice: Ramon?
Ramon: Yes.
Voice: And can I have your last name please, Ramon?
Ramon: Ramon.
Voice: Okay.....Thank you, Ramon Ramon.


Introduction Three

Voice: And can I have your name please--you in the horns?
Rev: I'm Revhanavaan Sahaanahanadan.
Voice: You wanna....spell that?
Rev: Ah......Re--Rev.....anavaan...

The Voice hastens on, asking what they are going to be performing. Rev informs the Voice that it is the Big Show. When questioned on what that means, Rev answers: "Hours of fun jumping like I'm a river monkey".

The Voice asks for an alternative--he gets it: "Spinning like I'm a twister chicken". Wisely, the Voice chooses to see the River Monkey Thing.



The "Big Show" Begins

Twinkies!

TRUIMPH!



Now get the HELL out of here!