All that Ice

Opening sung by Michelle Ragusa:

Come on, boys,
Why don't we faint and drown
In all that ice,
In all that ice.
We're tough enough to freeze
and watch the ship go down
in all that ice.
Chart the stars,
I know a slippery spot
where things are bolted down
but the piano's not.
And when the piano falls
it squishes things real small
in all that ice

Women(Cooper, Irwin....):
Grab your duck and wear your vest that floats
in all that ice.
All: In all that ice.

Men(Bolton, Kapetan, Thorell, Moran, etc.):
I hear we're fucked
there aren't enough lifeboats.
In all that ice.
All: In all that ice.

Here's the scene:
We're gonna sink this tub
I've got some dramime if they should need a drug
Inflate your blow up toy
And grab a sailor boy
for all that ice.

Oooooooooh, we're gonna shimmy till her timbers break
Male Voice: (Kapetan?)
In all that ice.
Oooooooooh, we're gonna shimmy till her timbers break
Female Voice:
In all that ice.

Soon we'll all be dead and boney
So at least we got a Tony
We're still here
Ben Brantley's queer
For all that---
Stage Manager's Voice:
Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? Due to technical difficulties, there will be a brief pause. Thank you for your cooperation.

So you want more strife
Then go and see The Life
And all that ice.
THAT ICE!

Titanic bows

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