To play the Titanic Drinking game, you will need:

* A copy of the movie on laserdisc or tape.
Don't try this in the theater.

* An ample supply of your favorite beverage.

* Some friends to play the game with are helpful but not strictly necessary.

Start the movie.
Watch the movie for the listed events.
Every time one of them occurs, everybody takes a sip of their drink.

If you haven't seen the movie, you probably should stop reading this, as it might give away the story. And if it doesn't, this will: the boat sinks in the end.

Drink Every Time:

* You hear the "my heart will go on" music.

* The necklace changes hands.

* Drink for every anachronism or other historical innaccuracy.

* Every time Hockley subtly informs us why it's better to be rich.

* Every time somebody gets punched in the face.

* Rose's granddaughter appears onscreen.

* A gun goes off.
Twice if somebody gets hit.
Three times for the guy who shoots himself.

* Anybody talks about how great the Titanic is.
Twice if they use the work "unsinkable".

* Drink for every emergency flare that gets fired.

* Drink when Jack's buddy gets squashed by the smokestack. This seems to be his only purpose in the movie.

* The onscreen image fades from past to present, or vice versa.

* When the iceberg is onscreen.

* Every time somebody does or mentions something stupid that ensures that the boat sinks with a high body count.

* Every time somebody is trapped behind a locked gate.

* Every time somebody is dangling from something.

* Every time a big wall of water slams into somebody.

* Jack or Rose goes into the water. Twice if they go all the way under.

* Someone falls off the boat into the water.
Note: When this starts happening, you're gonna drink a lot.

And finally... CHUG for the propeller guy!