The Millionaires like a well-designed, informative, easy-to-manuever, well-working site--all around quality and happiness and joy.
"Excellence in Obscurity" means just that--your page is so in-depth, no obscure fact is beyond you. You have rare information that isn't on everyone else's page. (This picture is a rarity itself--honoring obscurity with the three second class passengers who only appear in the opening number)
Only the best cast--or cast member sites--are worthy of The Barrett. An award for sites that focus on the actors and actresses that bring shows to life.
How do you win a Hichens? I don't know. The Hichens is its own award--for sites that strike me as Hichens Award-winning. The first Hichens recipient was Amy Spaldings' "I'm a Fla-na-na-" Misheard Lyrics site. Now, THAT'S worthy of a Hichens!
Once a month, The Captain's Choice is awarded to the best site that has been entered within a months' time.