About Tom (AKA "The Phzzz")

Tom, also known as"The Phzzz" is the creator and author of his website of "Really Cool Links". As you can see, when observing the photo to the right, Tom also suffers from elephantitis of the cranium combined with alopecia areata (medical term for unnatural baldness). He also has a propensity for attracting rather large insects that are looking for a festering and putrid area to deposit their eggs.

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Tom was born in the Bronx and later raised in Freeport, New York.  As a child, he would torment other children of his age as well as younger ones.  There was one instance where he attempted to rid himself of the affections of his baby sister by throwing her from a second-story balcony at his parents' Bronx residence.  Happily, Tom's baby sister survived when her fall was broken by a bush, although she was severely scratched and cut in several places (it was a thorned rose-bush).



Special Note of Interest:
Tom was only 4 years old at the time of the above incident.


Some of Tom's Favorite Quotes:
"As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it... until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a HUMAN HEAD!!!"

"If it's raining, and a small child asks, 'Why is it raining?',   I think a cute thing to tell that child is that 'God is crying'.   If the child asks, 'Why is God crying?',   I think another cute thing to tell the child is,  'PROBABLY BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU DID!!!'"

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