I don't think I'd make a very good pro basketball player because I'd always throw the ball out of bounds on purpose, just because I always chuckle when I see an eight foot tall sweat-drenched guy crash into a bunch of suit-wearing hoity-toity big shot multi-millionaires. Besides, I can't hit a lay-up to save my life.
From the league leader in tastless humor.........
Randy A.K.A The "Original" MAN IN BLACK