1964-1997: REST IN PEACE

Tom Arnold B. Fats in "I'm Chillin'" Bennett Brauer, Weekend Update Correspondent (The finger-quote guy) Beverly, wife of Hank Gelfand (Sandler) Big bushy beard guy in "Pepper Boy" skit ("Thank you, that was a PERFECT amount of pepper BRAVO!!") Chippendales Dancer "Cindy Crawford", one of the Gap Girls Coffee drinker in gourmet restaurant who flies off the handle when he finds out he's drinking Folgers Crystals. (You lied to me!!!) Confucius Lori Davis, hair-care expert Hank Doodle, Weekend Update Correspondent Drinking Buddy of Middle-Aged Man Stuart Smalley's drunk cameraman Roger Ebert Matt Foley, motivational speaker Futuristic space suit guy who finds out his soylent cow-pies are made of PEOPLE!! < Jerry Garcia Jack Germond, from "The McLaughlin Group" Newt Gingrich Andrew Giuliani (The mayor's buck-toothed son) One of the guys at Hub's Gyros (you lika the juice?) Headline Store customer (I've been pushed once too many times..!) Host of "Chris Farley Show" Hot Dog Vendor (Beating of the week on "Good Morning Brooklyn") "Hybernol" user who slept through the Super Bowl Incredible Hulk Reuben Kincaid, Partridge Family manager John Kruk, Philadelphia Phillies baseball player Rush Limbaugh The Lunchlady (from Adam Sandler's song) John Madden "Mama" from "The Mamas and the Papas" Marco at "Il Cantore" and "La Cantoria" (Where the waiters would give "special" service to the female customers) Meatloaf Angry, unemployed mill worker who confronts George Bush (Dana Carvey) Mr. O'Malley, supporter of The Herlihy Boy Norm from "Cheers" Todd O'Connor from Swerski's Superfans (da Bears!) Carnie Phillips Porno shopper at Karl's Video "Pyramid of Pain" infomercial audience member (Aren't there laws against the type of battery you describe?) The Relapse Guy Rough tough son of pioneer Jim Bowie Sandman, in "The Dark Side with Nat X" General Schwarzkopf Actor in Schmitts Gay Beer commercial SeaWorld visitor that always got splashed (w/G.Clooney) Shmee, bee friend of Chris Rock Steroid user #2 from "How Much Ya Bench?" (w/E.Estevez) Larry Templeton, Chinese Game Show Contestant Total Bastard Airlines passenger (You're very heavy. What was that?) Trick-or-Treater with big Pumpkin suit (himself) Hank Williams Jr. (while hosting SNL) Russian Winter Olympics team figure skater, Wolfgang Wormeldanger (w/N.Kerrigan) Would-be band member (err.. Pearl Jam 2!) (w/C.Slater)

My personal favorites are in BOLD, and I realize that many of these aren't technically "characters" as much as "appearances" but I'm trying to make it as thorough as possible!

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