It seems only fitting that Senator John Glenn, who successfully protected the President in the Chinese campaign investigations, should go into space as payback. Glenn was the lead Democrat that made sure nothing was uncovered and stalled every process. He was a great defense counsel and certainly deserves something in return.
However, I would like to suggest that old fart go into space the way he deserves. Stick his butt on the pointy end of a Chinese rocket and shoot him off. What is he going to tell us anyway? That Metamucil mixed with Tang is a good for us? That zero gravity causes more blood to go to the brain and even Democrats think with logic for a change? That seventeen trips to the bathroom at night is easier if you just go in your suit?
And, will the rocket have its left
blinker going the whole trip?
Actually, I have no problem shooting Democrats into space. It is bringing them back that I object to.