Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton? A: His face
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving? A: Because they sent their turkey to the White House!
Q: If Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved? A: The United States of America!
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
Q: How does Bill Clinton change a light bulb? A: He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
Q: When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat? A: When she didn't swallow everything he presented.
Q: Why did all the faggots vote for Clinton? A: Because faggots like assholes better than Bush.
Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.
Q: If you had Clinton, Gore, and Dolly Parton on stage together, what would you have? A: Two boobs and a great country singer!
Q: What's another name for Bill Clinton's whores? A: The White House Press Corps.
