One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Billy-Bob were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds, (the beer ... not their friends!) The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Billy-Bob, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"

"Don't worry Bubba," Billy-Bob said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Billy-Bob. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"

"No sir," said Billy-Bob, "we're on the patch."