40.  Oh I just couldn't, hell, she's only  sixteen.
 39.  I'll take Shakespeare for 1000,  Alex.
 38.  Duct tape won't fix that.
 37.  Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
 36.  Come  to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
 35.  We don't keep  firearms in this house.
 34.  Has anybody seen the  sideburns trimmer?
 33.  You can't feed that to the  dog.
 32.  I thought Graceland was tacky.
 31.  No kids in the back of the pickup. It's just not safe.
 30.  Wrasslin's fake.
 29.  Honey, did you mail  that donation to Greenpeace?
 28.  We're  vegetarians.
 27.  Do you think my gut is too big?
 26.  I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and  gravy.
 25.  Honey, we don't need another dog.
 24.  Who's Richard Petty?
 23.  Give me the small bag  of pork rinds.
 22.  Too many deer heads detract from the  decor.
 21.  Spittin' is such a nasty habit.
 20.  I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
 19.  Trim the fat off that steak.
 18.  Cappuccino  tastes better than espresso.
 17.  The tires on that truck  are too big.
 16.  I'll have the arugula and radicchio  salad.
 15.  I've got it all on the C drive.
 14.  Unsweetened tea tastes better.
 13.  Would you  like your fish poached or broiled?
 12.  My fiancee, Bobbie  Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
 11.  I've got two cases of  Zima for the Super Bowl.
 10.  Little Debbie snack cakes  have too many fat grams.
 9.  Checkmate.
 8.  She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
 7.  Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
 6.  Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't  seen.
 5.  I don't have a favorite college  team.
 4.  Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the  side.
 3.  I believe you cooked those green beans too  long.
 2.  Those shorts ought to be a little longer,  Darla.
 1.  Nope, no more for me.  I'm drivin'  tonight.