USTR Robert Zoellick |
"Rob" |
HHS Secy Tommy Thompson |
"Tom" |
House Speaker Dennis Hastert |
"Den" |
Rep. George Miller (D-CA) |
"Georgie" |
CIA director George Tenet |
"Georgie Boy" |
Columnist George Will |
"Georgie Pordgie Boy" |
George H.W. Bush |
"Daddy" |
Barbara Bush |
"Mommy" |
Russian pres. Vladimir Putin |
"Commie" |
Defense Sec. Donald Rumsfeld |
"Bombie" |
Sen. Strom Thurmond (R- SC) |
"Zombie" |
Daughter Barbara |
"Jenna" |
Daughter Jenna |
"Barbara" |
Wife Laura |
"Chain & Ball" |
Mullings.com's Rich Galen |
"Richie" |
Rep. Fred Upton (R-MI) |
"Freddy" |
Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE) |
"Benny" |
Bush adviser Karl Rove |
“Karlie” |
Economic adviser Larry Lindsey |
“Larry-ee” |
Late Rapper Eazy-E |
"E-e" |
Poet e.e. cummings |
"E-e-e" |
Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) |
“Sweet Susan” |
Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-ME) |
“Sweetie” |
Ag. Sec Ann Veneman |
“Sugar” |
CNN's Candy Crowley |
“Sugar Candy” |
NSA Condoleezza Rice |
“Brown Sugar” |
New York Time's Maureen Dowd |
“Diabetes” |
TX Judge Lee Jackson |
“Action Jackson” |
Dallas Morning News' David Jackson |
“Action Jackson” |
Fed Judge Thomas Pennfield Jackson |
“Action Jackson” |
Baseball Great Reggie Jackson |
“Action Jackson” |
Rev. Jesse Jackson |
“Jesse” |
Rapper O’Shea Jackson |
“Cube” |
MSNBC's Geraldo Rivera |
“Big Mouth” |
Rev. Al Sharpton |
“Big Hair” |
Dem. Donor Denise Rich |
“Big Tits” |
VP Dick Cheney |
“Big Dick” |
Columnist Jack Germond |
“Jack Hoff” |
Time's John Dickerson |
“Dick Hertz” |
L.A. Times' Matea Gold |
“I.P. Daily” |
Sen. Daniel Akaka (D-HI) |
“King Kamaniwannafuckya” |
Sen. Tim Hutchinson (R-AR) |
“Hutch” |
CNN's Andrea Mitchell |
“Mitch” |
Journalist Christopher Hitchens |
“Chris” |
FNC's Carl Cameron |
“Camerones” (Spanish for shrimp) |
Former Labor Secy Robert Reich |
“Squirt” |
Ross Perot |
“Pipsqueak” |
American Values' Gary Bauer |
“Short Stuff” |
Sen Barbara Mikulski |
“Shorty” |
Sen. Bill Frist (R-TN) |
“Doc” |
Brother Neil Bush |
“Sneezy” |
Court TV’s Catherine Crier |
“Weepy” |
GOP hopeful Steve Forbes |
“Creepy” |
Sen. Jesse Helms (R-NC) |
“Grumpy” |
Sen. Max Cleland (D-GA) |
“Stumpy” |
Sen. Bob Smith (R-NH) |
“Lumpy” |
Former Pres. Gerald Ford |
“Bumpy” |
Former VP Dan Quayle |
“Dopey” |
Dem. Can. Al Gore |
“Mopey” |
Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) |
“Fat Boy” |
Former Sen. Bill Bradley |
“Tall Boy” |
Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) |
“Gay Boy” |
Sen. Dan Burton (R-IN) |
“Playboy” |
FNC's Bill O'Reilly |
“O Boy” |
Rep. David Bonior |
“Boner Boy” |
Hotline's Howard Mortman |
“Funny Boy” |
Canadian PM Jean Chretien |
“Frenchie” |
French Pres. Jacques Chirac |
“Frenchie LaPouf” |
Chinese Pres. Jiang Zemin |
“Tojo” |
Australian PM John Howard |
“Crocodile Dundee” |
British PM Tony Blair |
“Benny Hill” |
Monty Python’s John Cleese |
“Benny Hill” |
Sec/State Colin Powell |
“Baloonfoot” |
Rep. Bob Barr (R-GA) |
“Baloonhead” |
Mich Gov. John Engler |
“Baloon” |
Eden’s Crush |
“The Spice Girls” |
Weekly Standard's William Kristol |
“You Look Mahhvelous” |
Fmr. Sen. Alan Simpson (R-WY) |
“O.J.” |
O.J. Simpson |
“Juice” |
Jerome “Curly” Howard |
“Baldy” |
Moses “Moe” Howard |
“Pokey” |
Samuel “Shemp” Howard |
“Slappy” |
Larry “Larry” Fine |
“Porcupine” |
Rapper Eminem |
“Marsh” |
NRA Pres. Charlton Heston |
“Shooter” |
Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) |
“Looter” |
Fmr. Speak. Newt Gingrich |
“Neuter” |
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) |
“Hothead” |
Gov. Gary Johnson (R-NM) |
“Pothead” |
Rep. James Trafficant (D-OH) |
“Knothead” |
Fmr. Pres. Bill Clinton |
“Gothead” |
Eagle Foundation’s Phyllis Schlafly |
“Philly” |
USA Today’s Jill Lawrence |
“Jilly” |
Columnist Ann Coulter |
“Shrilly” |
Bloomberg News' Dick Keil |
“Stretch” |
Washington Times Bill Sammon |
“Stretchie” |
Sen. Joe Lieberman (D-CT) |
“Kvetchie” |
FNC's Mort Kondracke |
“Kont Dracula” |
Green Party Cand. Ralph Nader |
“Greenie” |
House Maj. Whip Tom Delay |
“Meanie” |
Rep. Christopher Cox (R-CA) |
“Cox” |
Sen Barbara Boxer (D-CA) |
“Box” |
Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA) |
“Lox” |
Reform Party Cand. Pat Buchanan |
“Adolph” |
Ex-Pentagon Aide Linda Tripp |
“Laid Off” |
FL. Secy/State Katherine Harris |
“Paid Off” |
Fmr. Secy/State Henry Kissinger |
“Ve Haf Vays (Uf Making You Talk)” |
Sen. Phil Gramm (R-TX) |
“Graham Cracker” |
Rep. Lindsay Graham (R-SC) |
“Cracker” |
Rep. Henry Hyde (R-IL) |
“Shacker” |
Actor Ned Beatty |
“Wheeeeeeeeee” |
Sen Ben Nighthorse Campbell (R-CO) |
“Big Chief Falling Harley” |
Former Pres. Bill Clinton |
“Big Chief Falling Pants” |
VP Counsel Mary Matalin |
“Bride of the Viper Man” |
House Min. Leader Dick Gephardt |
“Dickwad” |
Sen. Tom Daschle |
“Bung Wipe” |
Sen. Paul Wellstone (D-MN) |
“Pantywaist” |
Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) |
“Whisky Business” |
Rep. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) |
“He Whose Farts Stink of the Grave” |
DNC Chair Terry McAuliffe |
“The Devil Walking on Cloven Hooves” |
NY Time's Adam Clymer |
“Asshole” |