1979 Who's Who

The Artful Dodger - (Specializes in such classes as Store 101, Beach 502, and Space Port 205)
Charles ARNOLD and Karen PADGETT

Best Dancer
Bryan TOLER and Connie JENKINS

Best Surfer
Bobby CRUMPTON and Debbie HERRING

Blue-and-Whit Rah-Rah Award - (Most School Spirit)
Eric WILSON and Beth FERGUSON

Detroit Entrepreneur - (Four years of high school spent in the parking lot)
Ferdinand APILADO and Anna PARAZINE

Lice Least Likely - (In honor of our first annual louse day, the cleanest hair around)
Elston GIBSON and Laura JONES

Muhammad Ali Award for Self Confidence
James PREYER and Angela MOORE

Most Beautiful Tan
Kevin ETHERIDGE and Christine TSIKAS

Most Flirtatiously Fickle - (A memberof the opposite sex for every class, class change, lunch period, dance, etc.)
Mark BONIFAY and Tina WILSON

Most Talented
Greg GOODWILLER and Melissa MILLER

Paramours Par Excellence - (Longest Kiss in the hall between classes)
Stuart SMITH and Diane DAWSON

Richard Petty "Indy 500" Award - (For skill, daring and survival in the 1:45 breakout)
Mike NOVATKA and Anna PARAZINE

Rip Van Winkle Soporific Citation - (Student who logged the most hours of sleep in class)
Randy WHITE and Patty SHEPARD

Special Dean's Award - (Most calloused derriere)
Mark NOVATKA and Anna PARAZINE

The Cachinnation Award - (Best Giggler)
Paul FOWLER and Teresa RICE

The Incredible Hulk - (Most Gorgeous Bod - Male)
Dewayne BELL

The Incredible Hulkette - (Most Gorgeous Bod - Female)
Phyllis FREEMAN

The Wild and Crazy Guy-Girl Award - (Wittiest)
Brian NOTT and Heidi SHULER

Tow Truck Blues Award - (Owner of the mystery car which will be towed immediately if not moved)
Larry KELLY and Lynn GRANT and Lisa PEPPER

Persistent Perspicacious Procrastinator Plaudit - (Manages to get more time past the due date on assignments than any other senior)
Brad DAVIS and Melissa MILLER

The Disgusting Pollyanna Citation - (To the person who can say good morning while smiling sincerely before first period)
Kenny HARRIS and Lee Ann BAGGETT

Foster Brooks Award - (For the one with slurred speech and slow thought the morning after)
Mark WISE and Tina WILSON

The Timex Father Time Award - (For the person most likely to know how many ticks and tocks are left on this period's clock)
Rusty DUFFY and judt DANFORTH

Most Likely to File for Bankruptcy - (Never had a pencil, a piece of paper, own homework, lunch money, gym socks or a ride home in entire school career)
Mac MCCRANEY and Hilda KHORRAN

One foot Fridgest Presentation - (For the person best able to intimidate a teacher into writing a restroom pass)
Mike MICKLE and tina WILSON