Weird Stuff

The Page for pleasing parents and getting more cash- You might be able to guess the purpose of this page (assuming you have an I.Q. greater than 2 but less than 145). It contains information about my nuclear family, their whereabouts, activities, interests, and the like, as well as similar information about friends. It also has some information about my extended family. The purpose is, of course, to make my parents happy and prideful in their wholesome teenage son who thusly deserves more cash and like benefits.

The Page of Me- contains the truth about my sordid past. Delve into it, if you dare, but BEWARE! Creatures lurk in my past more gruesome than the Jaberwock himself, and more cruel than the dreaded Chef! -- Let this be an indication of how strange I can be.

me with suggestions, comments, or questions.
This page designed and programmed by Charles Schweizer.
All graphics and layout ©1996 Charles Schweizer.