To find out if you are already infected with Shippertitis, read the list below. If ANY of the statements fits you, go to the Therapy-Room right away and  immediately undergo treatment!

  1. You hate bees.

  2. You think CPR is sexy.

  3. You stopped reading books because all you *do* read are MSR-fanfiction stories.

  4. You write your own MSR-fanfiction stories.

  5. You put shippy pictures of Mulder and Scully in a frame and keep it next to your bed so it's the first thing you'll see in the
  morning.

  6. You're favourite episodes are "Tooms", "Pusher", "Memento Mori", "Small Potatoes", "Redux I + II", "Detour", ...

  7. You know the meaning of UST/RST, CITC, COTR, CATL, COTB, GTM, IMBS, MADOS, ...

  8. After hearing the rumors about "Triangle" for the first time, you walked around with a huuuuuge smile on your face for the
  rest of the week.

  9. Everytime you hear the name "Phoebe", your first thought is "what a bi#*h".

10. Same thing as no 9 with the names "Kristen Kilar", "Detective White" and "Diana Fowley".

11. You no longer assocciate a cute little Walt Disney-deer with the name "Bambi" and experience violent impulses after seeing a female entomologist in really too short shorts and a way too revealing flanel t-shirt.

12. You hung up a large poster of Marita Covarubias (a.k.a. UNBlonde a.k.a. the blonde bitch) and now it is used as your favourite dartboard.

13. You wish that Mulder and Scully had finally resolved "the mystery of the horny beast" during the episode Syzygy.

14. You wonder when Mulder and Scully will act on their "natural instinct to propagate".

15. Your favourite drink is iced tea.

16. Sometimes you wish it would rain sleeping bags (particularly while watching a certain X-Files episode).

17. You think Mulder and Scully are MFEO.

18. You hope that someday Mulder and Scully will know what to do with all that space in the back of their rental car...

19. You spend hours after hours surfing the Net, visiting shipper-site after shipper-site.

20. You have your own  homepage, which is all about the romantic relationship between Mulder and Scully.