NeXtdoor Neighbors?

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The Basic Concept:

   What would you think of living next door to the X-Men? Here's some of the reasons not to live next door to the X-Men:

  • Unexpected sonic booms from hip-looking aircraft lead to pants-crapping.
  • Disheveled Morlocks always coming over to use the bathroom, and they never, ever flush when they're finished.
  • The bald dude in the floating chair always gives the meanest looks when you're making wisecracks about him, even when you're just thinking them.
  • The weather is just so gosh darn unpredictable.
  • Those Sentinal robot guys don't give a hoot where they step (27 gazebos trashed so far).
  • Disarm and disable security device at front door makes "trick or treating" a nightmare (Wizard X-Men 30th Special).

Some of the Merry Mutants

The Rants and Raves:

Would you really want to live next door to the X-Men? What benefits can you think up? What disadvantages can you imagine?

Send Your Opinion

Being neigbors w/ the X-men would have it's pros and cons... for starters, the "girl next door" is a choice of a "goddess", a southren belle, a hardend girl with a bit of an attitude, or a lovely young lady whou could rely equally upon her brains and beauty powers or no.

On the down side, there's the fact they are CONSTANTLY re-building that place... and the frequaint visits from odd men in dark suits in old, yet brand new looking cadlacks telling me I didn't see any alien star cruizer hovering over the neighbors place...  - THE RED KING FLYIN' RYAN

As tempting as the idea may be, I'd have to say no. Magnets never work just right, two weddings have been ruined by the weather, weird slugs always seem to get to the geraniums, and Cody has just never been the same since that one day...   - Silver
I wouldn't really like being the X-Men's neighbor. Sure there's a lot of distance between sprawling mansions, but in a nice place like that sound travels to well. Who wants to hear loud crashes and booms in the middle of the night scaring you out of your jammies? Plus you never know when Wolverine is gonna come sniffing the boundary like when your out horseback riding. The horse would probably buck you of in fear! That plus the never come over or lend you a cup of sugar doesn't make them such great neighbors. But being a mutant living with them sure as heck would be fun! Being the neighbor with no idea what's going on and having no part in the action is dull.  - ~ShockWave~
If I'll be a neighbor of the X-Men, I'm sure to see somethin' weird, and probably go check it out, I'll accidently go into the mansion... well, If I'll see Muties, I won't be scared (I like 'em!), and I'll probably come back sometime, (ask for suger and stuff). Yes, Definitely, sure, why the heck not?!    The Iceman

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