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This Week's Shakespearean Insult:

Thou art a boil, a plague-sore, or embossed carbuncle, in my corrupted blood.
----King Lear 2. 4. 225-27

This page has been created with sheer passion and dedicated to those who inspired me into Shakespeare's enchanting world...and those who simply just like him or hope to find him interesting.
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1. As most of you should know by now the three major exams per semester in Taiwan...well, the first one is coming tomorrow so I can't say much:). But I'll have time for major update after so email me sometime about things I may add!

2. Things are going pretty wild here and there are some problems popping out of nowhere and messing me up but I'll live and don't worry, the updates will continue*G*. Thanks for coming! Sorry but not much to say *sheepish smile*

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PS: So far there are people coming here to know the insults from one of the greatest writers in history since August 13th, 1997!!

A Hopefully "Touching" Introduction

Shakespeare. For many times I have heard his name everywhere: from movies to adult-talk, even in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles it was said that Donatello's pet peeve's were "those who think Shakespeare is dumb". When I was a kid, Shakespeare was a "cool guy". I never got myself into reading it though. Then the most inspiring book to Shakespeare showed up in the bookstore: "Shakespeare's Insults-Educating Your Wit" by Wayne Hill and Cynthia Ottchen.
I wish I had enough money to buy it. But still I remembered some useful insults and admired his wit. Then I started reading A Midsummer Night's Dream and found it impossible. Then I thought of the book and eventually started writing down insults and "cute-quotes" as I read. If I was about to give up, the need for insults just spurred me on. Eventually, after Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet, I could actually understand it like a second language.
Since then, Shakespeare has always been my favorite bedtime stories when Stephen King just didn't seem to be the taste I wanted then.

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My Original Page---This is my first and original page-at Area 51....until I started on earthly Shakespeare instead of UFO's...which I am still interested in so check it out. Come here to know more about me or if you want certain links.
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Pages to Previous Curses

All-In-One Package (46 insults so far....)----You asked for it! If you are tired of flipping through all those pages just to see one insult per page, here's the all-for-one-super-supreme-meal page! In alphebetical-act-scene order. Beware of the scroll bar though!!! :-)

Below are the same amount of insults but in order cuz each play has it's own page. If you have to read a certain play for homework, look for it up here and find out which insults to look our for (if it's not there, email me, we can fix it out)! Enjoy!!

Hamlet (6 insults so far....)

Henry IV-Part 1 (4 insults so far....)

Henry IV-Part 2 (5 insults so far....)

Henry V (5 insult so far....)

Julius Caesar (5 insults so far....)

King John (5 insults so far....)

King Lear (4 insults so far....)

Love's Labor's Lost (1 insult so far....)

Othello (2 insults so far....)

Richard II (1 insult so far....)

Romeo and Juliet (6 insults so far....)

The Comedy of Errors (1 insult so far....)

The Merry Wives of Windsor (1 insult so far....)

E-Mail Me!....If none of my guestbooks work and you have any comments, compliments or WANT TO BECOME A CLUB MEMBER, or simply HAVE NO REASON, it's ALL OKAY! Just write anything you want, and if you want to become a member, tell me so, and add your email, your name, age, where you are from, and anything else you want me to know! Thanks a lot!!!

Here are my guestbooks. If none of them work you can try later or email me instead. I shall prepare another guestbook still to serve as a clubmember log for all to see. After it comes, I'd love for you to sign up for that.

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This page is also dedicated to my sister, Evelyn and my Mom and Dad. Though they haven't shown a whole lot of support I still thank them.

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Last updated October 13th, 1997