NEWS FLASH!
A rowdy group of American tourists invaded Jamaica during May of 1999 on an adventure to experience the tropical atmosphere, only to find themselves in extreme danger. Members of the so-called Smoky Mountain Parrot Head Club (a pagan/ritualistic group who follows the Caribbean-styled folk singer, Jimmy Buffett) traveled to Negril and found themselves in a "heap of trouble", as one member stated.
On a leisurely stroll with friends down the beach one evening, Sharon Henderson, of Knoxville, Tennessee, US, was allegedly attacked by a Giant Crab. She stated that she "accidentally" stepped upon the crab and that the creature attacked her, wrapping it's "arms"around her ankles. Escaping, barely with her life, as well as her ankles, Mrs. Henderson filed this report.
This photo is of the American tourists, moments before the alleged Giant Crab Attack". Look closely, and in the shadows, you may see the legendary, "Giant Crab", which has been told in stories by our forefathers...generation to generation.
The Giant Crab has not appeared in over 300 years and now all it takes is a few rum-starved Americans to bring it to life? It is this writer's opinion that what appears to be a giant crab, is actually an anomaly related to a rare, gaseous atmospheric condition generally found in the vicinity of tourists who have consumed large quantities of alcohol and the spicy, island cuisine.
Continue yer Jamaica Mistaica
Continue yer Jamaica Mistaica
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