There's a guy I'd like to kill If he doesn't stop I will He's got a ukulele, and a voice that's loud and shrill. 'Cause he lives next door to me And he keeps me up till three With his ukulele and a funny melody. Crazy words, crazy tune All that you'll ever hear him croon Vo doe de o, vo doe doe de o, doe. Vo-doe doe. Sits around, all night long Sings the same words to every song Vo doe de o, vo doe doe de o, doe. His ukulele, daily How he'll strum! Bum bum bum! Vampin' and stampin' Then he hollers, "Black bottom!" Crazy words, crazy tune He'll be driving me crazy soon Vo doe de o, vo doe doe de o, doe. I have begged that guy to stop I have even called a cop Told my dog "Go sic him", but the durn dog wouldn't go. But tonight will be the end Yes siree, 'cause I intend To go up and kick him in the vo doe doe de oh doe. He's got to stop it, stop it Yes he must, or I'll just Kill him, I'll kill him Then I'll do the black bottom. When I'm jailed, upon my need, To the jury and the judge I'll plead Vo doe de o, vo doe doe de o doe. Now the minuet, quiet bliss, Calm and peaceful, it went like this: Vo doe de o vo doe doe de o doe. The Polka too was a treat Your partner said if you tread on his feet Vo doe de o vo doe doe de o doe. The gliding Fox©trot we've got And the blues, if you choose We've got the Charleston And we'll soon have Black Bottom Our vicar said, "Ah, me, Friends, our hymn for tonight will be Vo doe de o doe doe doe de o doe. It's a rage, it's a craze Everybody sings now-a-days Vo doe de o, vo doe doe de oh doe. Vo doe doe. Every goof, every sheik, Tunes his uke and begins to shriek, Vo doe de oh, vo doe doe de o doe. Go on the east side, the west side, Here or there, everywhere, They vo doe, vo doe doe, Then they holler, "Black bottom!" Young or old, old or young The guy that started it should be hung Vo doe de o, vo doe doe de o, doe.
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