Lots of folks are worried over how they'll pay the rent. Some folks are annoyed because they can't lay up a cent. Others are perplexed about the latest picture show. But there is really only just one thing that I'd like to know. What kind of a noise annoys an oyster? No matter what I do The answer won't come through. What kind of a noise annoys an oyster? That's a question I would like an answer to. A little piece of cheese annoys a mouse, there is no doubt. But here's the one thing I've been trying hard to figure out: What kind of a noise annoys an oyster When an oyster's in a stew? What kind of a noise annoys an oyster? I asked them at the zoo. They said they wish they knew. What kind of a noise annoys an oyster? That's a question I would like an answer to. A piece of cheese annoys a mouse The mouse annoys in turn The cat who then annoys the dog But still I cannot learn What kind of a noise annoys an oyster When an oyster's in a stew. Oysters live a life within a very narrow scope. One thing I've found out is that an oyster don't like soap. I'll admit the problem's been a sticker from the go. I've asked most everyone I've met, and no one seems to know What kind of a noise annoys an oyster. I've figured till I'm blue, So now I'm asking you. What kind of a noise annoys an oyster? That's a question I would like an answer to. The piece of cheese annoys the mouse The mouse annoys the cat The cat annoys the dog The dog annoys your Sunday hat. But, what kind of a noise annoys an oyster When an oyster's in a stew. What kind of a noise annoys an oyster? I've asked each one I knew From here to Kalamazoo. What kind of a noise annoys an oyster? That's a question I would like an answer to. Now, simple things annoy a lot of simple folks, you see. And that's most likely why this question is annoying me. But, What kind of a noise annoys an oyster When an oyster's in a stew?
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