The CGIWN Link Page

I've decided to post up some of the many links of places I frequent when I jump on the Net.  Some of these links are also people who have gratefully sported CGIWN links on their pages, or made this a 'Cool Site of the Day,' or whatever.  Others are sites from viewers like you that just simply asked me to throw up a link to their site.  Either way, here's a few sites to check out around the Net when you're bored as fuck.  Enjoy.

 
Hollywood Bitchslap is the only place to look for movie reviews, both new and old.  It's a site run by Internet geeks like you and me, and gives you an opportunity to read reviews from the public.  They also give you, the reader, a chance to sound off about any film your little heart desires.  Check it out.  I review there on the occassion.  I go under the name CaptNish.  My reviews are usually about the movie, and then how much I wanna fuck the hot actresses in the flick.  No matter what I do, I can't get away from the "Chicks I Wanna Nail" theme.
Can you believe I actually work on a TV show?  Yeah, not too many people do.  They always say, "Nate, everything I've ever heard come out of your mouth is 100% wrong in every way.  How can you write jokes for a TV show?"  Well, 9 times out of 10, my jokes and ideas are turned down for being too tasteless.  But occasionally, a real gem'll get through.  I also do a lot of technical/behind-the-scenes bullshit there too, so I'm not just your average stooge.  Well, at least they tell me I'm not.... 
If you are here, then chances are, at one point, you were there.  Iron Mike runs a e-zine off of the Ween homepage (a very kick ass band if you've never heard them).  In the 'zine, he rambles about, well himself, to be quite frank.  It's pretty cool.  Anyway, at the end of every 'zine, he sports a link to some crazy shit on the web, and one of the days, he posted a link to me.  Well, that's when the infamous "counter explosion" began, and that's when I began getting email like a motherfucker.  So, since I owe a lot to him, you all should go check out his site. 
Ah, hell.  They gave me this site for free, the least my ungrateful ass can do is give 'em a stupid link on my hompage (even though the motherfuckers put their own goddamn links and pop-up windows all over the place).  Anyone can join and get a shitload of webspace.  It's kinda cool in a way.
These cats are the ones who hooked me up with the chat area and the little quiz thing, so I have to give them their space.  It's all free, and the offer like guestbooks and counters and all other kinds of things.  It's a pretty cool place to find neat little free shit for your web page, so they get my props.
CGI For Me gives out free cgi scripts to whomever wants 'em.  For this page I use their guestbook and their mailing list.  They're pretty cool.  They hook you up with some good stuff.  Only downside is that the site isslow as fuck.  But really, what can you do?  It's free.
My very first award.  And I wear it well.  This came from Twoey.com.  Twoey is a site with shitloads of links to other pages and all.  Trust me, there's some pretty cool shit on there.  Tasteless jokes and all kinds of wacky mind numbing shit that'll give yah something to do when you're sittin' around looking for fucked up web pages that you can tell all of your buddies about just how fucking weird it is.  Kinda like this site.
Well, my site was one of the spotlight sites on the Crapco.com Comedy Connection page for Sunday, Dec. 6th.  Danny's quote about the page is pretty funny too. "Now I admit that when I was 8 years old, I had a thing for Daphne from 'The Scooby Doo Mysteries.'  But this guy goes way off the art palette."  Heh, that's great.  It's definitely an honor, 'cause that means that somebody out there thinks I'm funny.  It's a "Stuff (and Nonsense) -- Part 2" page.  I wonder which one my site falls under...
"If you ever thought your wishes were unattainable, spare a thought for Nate Runkel. His fantasies (described in disturbing detail) involve sex with cartoon characters. Not only that, but his objects of desire include Peppermint Patty and Velma from Scooby Doo."  -- Grouse Site of the Day, 11/20/98 

I don't think I could've said it any better myself.

Hey man....since they linked to me, I'll link to them.  It's like I was always taught, "You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."
Ever since I submitted my site to these guys, 'business has been booming'  (Odd choice of words seeing as how I make not a dime off of this site).  But, they are, without a doubt, the very first place I check when I'm looking for something on the web (Read: porn).  They rock.  Here's a link to the category I'm listed in.
More proof that I am warped in the brain.  This is the Official Sifl n Olly Homepage.  If you ask me, this is one of the funniest shows that MTV has ever put on TV.  Dude... I hate to say it, but they are so crescent fresh.  I mean, Sifl, Olly, Chester, Precious Roy... you just can't go wrong.  This show has stoner bait written all over it.  Check it out.
 
Got any link ideas?  Suggestions?  Let me know.
 

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