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Then one day when I didn't think I could take it anymore a yellow checker cab pulled up to the house and you'll never believe who jumped out and yelled "Anyone home?". It was Hank!!! Boy did my glass glow!...

The reunion was so happy I didn't think anything could spoil it until I saw Ginger run through out the livingroom yelling "you two timer, you lousy lousy two timer!" I couldn't for all the tea in China figure out what was going on. Was this the same Ginger I knew, who I loved, that had spent the pat 2 1/2 years making wedding plans? When I found out and was cheering for Ginger all the way! When Ginny called out "You're stupid wife told me, she's here." My window pane almost fell tot he floor. I was thinking "CHARLIE!!! I always liked you too!" Guess I'm gonna have to find someone else to like...

Then not too long after that I felt real bad for Linda. Hank and Sarah just announced their engagement and then Linda comes storming through the living room saying she hates "them". When she said "them" I was praying she wsnt referring to Hank and Sarah, but then I thought it through and I relized she had said to her mother "they fired you too" So must mean the Sloans but I never knew for sure. When she slammed the door my pane rattled real hard. I sure felt bad for "them"...

Wow! something weird was going on now! Hank was sitting in the living room drunk and Jeff was telling him (Hank) that he(Jeff) loved Sarah and Hank didn't seem to mind one bit! Bu tI had to feel bad for the poor guy, he did just find out his best friend Mike just died.

Hank and Sarah's wedding day...What a lovely day it was, well not ENTIRELY lovely, but for the most part. I love it when the family invites a lot of people over, it seems there is so much warmth within everyone, well maybe not EVERYONE. I got to mean Charlie's wife for the first time today and boy can I tell you that I didn't like her one bit! Ya'll should have seen the way she gave Ginger this sly look, grabbed Charlie and kissed him, right in front of me! I wanted to hurl right then and there. I felt bad for Ginger, she had a sour face the whole time! And Jeff's dance with Sarah, that was awkward, I feltl bad for Jeff I could tell he wanted to be with Sarah. I'll tell ya, windows just know this stuff. The highlight of the day was Ginger asking Caroline if she wanted her spermicide delivered Dan Charlie finding out that there's no way in God's green earth Caroline could get pregnant. That Ginger sure is a riot! A little while later, righ tafter Ginger caught the bouquet, her and Jeff disappeared to upstairs. I wondered why...Imagine that, Jeff and Ginger..Nah, couldn't be...

Well I wasn't too suprised a few days later when Ginger came knocking on the door of the house looking for Jeff for a badminton date. I thought it was cute, I couldn't wait to see what happened next but believe it or not they disappeared to upstairs again!! Gosh I'd sure like to be an upstairs window! then maybe I'd figure out what was going on around here! I found out alright when they finally decided to come out, and ran into Anne! You should have heard the way she said "What are you doing?" I had to hold back a snicker.

Then there was this one time when Jeff came home and I heard the word "elope" boy did my ears perk up (well they would have if I had ears) as it turned out he family just thought Jeff and Ginger eloped but as it turned out she just thought she was pregnant(I found that out durig one of her and Jeff's phone conversations. Nobody bothers not ot talk infront of a window so usually I know a lot of secrets....You nevre know what might come next!