The College Page

This is the page made to show you that Matt actually is applying to someplace nice. He has links to all the colleges he applied to and a few he didn't apply to, but are here for your enjoyment. Down the list, we see our first contestant is, Cornell University. Click on the picture to go to their home page and have a campus tour. Matt is applying to the college of Arts and Sciences here at Cornell. It is the most discriminative school he has applied to in the terms of how many people it accepts. The university only accepts 34% of their applicants. Isn't that nice. (Oh yeah!)

The second college Matt wishes to attend is the toughest to get into, the college of William and Mary. He applied here under university studies, (which means undecided major to all you college term illiterate people out there). Their acceptance of students hangs around the 53% level. Again, click on the picture to visit the home page and find out what William and Mary can do for you.

The fourth college we'll be looking at today has the second lowest level of acceptance of all the colleges here. A whopping 38% acceptance. Go visit The University of Virginia. The University of Virginia was founded by Thomas Jefferson. After being educated at The college of William and Mary, Jefferson wanted to give back to the community, (like I know anything). It is a very competitive school and is hard to get into. Johann Hukari, from earlier mention, is applying to UVA. How are your SAT's?

The next College on our tour resides in Blacksburg, Virginia. It is one of the leaders in engineering and architecture. Come visit the Virginia Polytechnic institute and state university, also known as Virginia Tech. Matt has already been accepted to Virginia Tech, as did his friends Coelle and Johann. Virginia Tech's acceptance of applicants is over 75%. Over 19,000 undergraduates attend. I will be attending VT next fall semester so you better like the place!

This University, I have not applied to. It is most known for it's music program and the high quality marching band that resides there, the Marching Royal Dukes. James Madison University. His friends Debbie, PJ and Woman aspire to attend JMU and be clarinet, tuba and French horn majors respectively. "I have never heard a man with a goatee play as well as PJ can. Nor have I heard a woman with a goatee play clarinet as well as Debbie." says Matt at an attempt at humor. This attempt will be short lived because Debbie doesn't appreciate those sorts of things. Matt goes on, "This is because most clarinets are girls, and guys with goatee's belong in the back row with the low brass. (Gotta respect the LOW BRASS!) Can you guess what instrument I play?"

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