The Mysterious Sightings Page!

This Area is Devoted to Pics/Stories of People and Things that R Often Talked About, Never Believed, and Seldom Ever Seen! A Tidy Dorm Room - this will Definitely have to be Staged! My Classes -HaHa- I Know Ive Got 10 of 'em a Week, I Just Don't Know Where to Find 'em! My Neighbours and Their Pets - I Can Hear them Barking All the Time, But I've Never Seen Any of Them... Or How about The Happy Campers?! Who R these Campus Happy Campers Anyways??! Everybody Always Talks about the HaPpY CaMpErs...But Ive Never Seen Any, Have U??!

The Naked Fine Arts Students in Vari Hall

It was 2 Saturday Nights Ago When Lisa and I Decided to Drop By the University and Waste Sum Time... It was Just Past Midnight...and We Were Hiking All Around the School's Many Rooms and Tunnels... Pretending That We Were Being Stalked by Sum Psycho Striking Teacher Who Had Gone Mad, and Was Trying to Turn Us Into Cat Food for His Pet Dog [Don't Ask]... Anyways, As We Approached VARI HALL[This Gigantic Round Auditorium Entrance Thingy with 3 Floors All Around, and Walls of Glass] We Could Hear the Faint Hideous Cries of Sum Lost & Tormented Souls... Well, To Make A Very Long Story Short We Stumbled Across the Source of The Noise - a Dozen Fine Arts Students Who Were Huddled Around In a Circle Singing 'Hello' to All Who Walked Past Them... By This Time it was Around 1 A.M. and I Was Feeling Kinda Tired So We Sang Our 'Hello's' Back, and then Sat a Short Distance Away Watching The Singing Students...

Next Thing Ya Know, 6 Guys and 2 Girls Jump Up Without any Warning and Start Flinging Their Clothes Into The Air - Screaming/Singing 'I've Been Working On The Railroad' [Like Theyve Just Discovered the Meaning of Life, ...er Sumthing]... Before Lisa and I Could Make Any Sense of Things, the Now Naked Students Were Running Around in a Well Choreographed Pow Wow and Putting On Quite the Acrobatics Act...[One of the Naked Students Even Had a Camera & Was Taking -Flash- Pics of His Naked Little Friends] Security Showed Up and the Naked Students Darted in All Different Directions! It Was Hilarious... Like Watching a Re-run of the Keystone Cops...

The Scene Turned Slightly Troublesome however, when one of the Naked Guys Slammed Square Into One of the Guards. The Guard Didn't Take It Too Lightly and Began Swearing and Kicking Everything In Sight [Apparently His Hand Made Contact With a Certain Anatomical Extension of the Naked Guy - I Suppose the Guard is Now Scarred 4 Life ]... Anyways, All of the Naked Students Eventually Returned One By One... in their Full Garb and Ballcaps. A Positive I.D. Could not Be Made [Makes U Wonder What Exactly the Guards Were Looking at While on The Chase] After the Guards Lectured Everyone Who Was There [Naked er Not] We Laughed about What had Happened, the Fine Arts Students Sang Another Song, and then Left... Lisa and I Looked at Each Other, Realized that the Phantom Psycho Striker was Still On the Loose [and Still Looking for Sum Human Cat Food for His Pet Dog], So We Ran...What Else Could We Do?!

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