~Church~

Church is a hospital for sinners,

not a museum for saints !

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian 

any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

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I have been to church and love to go...

Tis like a little heaven here belo...

Not for my pleasure or my play...

Will I forget the Sabbath Day.

(I saw this saying on an old sampler.  Note misspelling of word "below")

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• Seniors can whine, recline or shine !!

                                           (Seen on a sign in front of a church)

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TODAY'S HEAVENLY FORECAST

REIGN FOREVER!

(This was seen on a sign in front of a church)

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Too hot for church?

What about hell?

(This sign was posted outside of a church during the summer months in Indiana)

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Where-ever I may see a church,

I pay a little visit,

so when at last I'm carried in,

the LORD won't say, "who is it?".

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Visit my web page "Church Marquees"... a great place 

to find sayings to post on those church signs!

E-mail me if you have other sayings to add to this page.

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updated 4/17/09

             Every effort has been made to give credit to the authors of the material used on this site.

             Please let me know if an error has been made, and I will gladly make the necessary changes asap. ~Deanie~