Luke's Handy Hints

1. Never Light your farts after a mutton vindaloo
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2. Never underestimate a gerbil

                                                                     

3. Never play "hot - potato" with a hand grenade

4. Always check the length of your bungee rope

5. Never overestimate your lung - capacity

6. Never play chicken on foot with an articulted lorry

7. Never attempt to smoke a real camel

8. Never play "Russian Roulette" with a fully loaded weapon

9. Never prematurely activate a washing machine!

10. Never play "Pin the tail on the donkey" with a real donkey.

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