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Habu?The Almighty Cow

Hello Fellow insanitiers! and welcome to Habu? the world's most odd place! Newly updated! All you have to do is find it! Eat me! I'm nice! Just remember, only the lonely can really eat pizza in the centre of Japan with a fishbowl! Habu? Exactly...
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Duncans Adventures in time Ever wondered what history's *REALLY* like? have a look!
"The Hilarious Commentary of Jimjobob and Stella" Too difficult to describe...you better see for yourself!
Cap'n Daves adventures!!! Cap'n Dave, your Pirate-friend at Habu? Tells us of his travels...
Paul Green's Quickfire Crap Every good funny site has to have a joke page, right? And Habu? Can't be original without one!
***Some jokes may be liable to offend***
DukeLuke's Handy Hints!!! Helpful advice that might one day save your life!
My own personal Flash Animations! Oh, the humanity! I got bored. I'm sorry :( They're just so funny!!!!
.Wav download page ok, there's only 2 wavs there, I think - but there's a funny picture!
The Rant Page Stuff that makes Me (moi, AKA - the Heffster) Go crazy...
The Links Page! Self-explanatory, really - Habu? Loves you!
Habu?'s Most Wanted Dangerous criminals walk among us...
Dr. Duncan!!! Renowned for my medical skills, I've taken to answering the calls of the masses and they're bodily functions!
Dr. Duncan - "Find me Love!" As much as I'm a doctor, I can't help but play agony Uncle to the lonely!!
With tilted head.... About Hef/Me/Dunc. I needed a burst of vanity. Please read, eh? :)
Any suggestions? Email me! and give me the LD (Low-Down for all you "normal" people - ewwwww!)

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