Dr. Duncan at your service...
"Find me Love!"


As soon as Dr. Duncan began helping people, he received a rather pathetic email from a guy we'll call Luke. This is what he wrote:-
Dear Dr. Duncan,
I'm lonely. Help me.
PS - I'm well fit.

Well, being Dr. Duncan and taking ALL problems seriously, I couldn't but help the poor boy. And, spoken to him personally, I have discovered that everything he's said has been true.

Therefore, I have taken it upon myself to help this lonely-soul.

This could be YOU!


I'll spin you...into a frenzy of lurve! You could have this handsome hunk of man. Even if you are a chimp, he'd still love you So much love to share! I'll spin you...into a frenzy of lurve!

If you think that you could be any of the above ? marks, email Dr. Duncan @ walrusboy@hotmail.com and he'll see what he can do for both of you, cuz, I mean...it's kinda pathetic, really...
God, he's buff.

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