Aaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!
Look out all you people, Heffy-D's on a Mission...
It's the Rant-Page!
GAH!


Ok, Let's get started before my pants fly off...

Chain Emails...


Why? Why do I get them? Do people not like me? They must like me, my "friends" send 'em to me - but don't they know that I wouldn't like them? I mean - I've never know anyone to LIKE a chain email!
If you think about it, it doesn't matter if you like them or not, you're still gonna get them, BUT ARG! just don't send them on if you don't like 'em! I mean, GAH! Cuz you know that you do it - you're just too chicken ~BLEEP~ to not send 'em cuz of that little "If ya don't send this on, you're life will be miserable" et cetera at the bottom. Please - Join my campaign :-

"Stop the Killing"

And help me eliminate the need for mass murder of those who start them - yes, we know who you are! Post this picture on your website now and link it here - so people know what we hate.

Next up...

Those DAMN chicks!


Yes, so I know this is sexist, but GODDAMN! They're so damn picky! And shopping? What's the deal? I mean - you go in, get what you want and leave, but nooooooo....you look through the window for 20 mins, go inside - try everything on, and then leave - did she buy anything? Nope. I just don't get it. Next up....They're so damn BITCHY! Yes, we know it, they know it - and you know what happens when that time of the month comes around...ya gotta keep your distance cuz you don't wanna get Bobbitized. (you know what I'm talking about...) Anyhew....ah yes....ok, so there are a good few out there - and yes they can be found - ya might get lucky (It happens, believe me!!)...but still, yes - they're a pain in the ass, but you know how much life would suck without them...I mean - we'd probably all be gay if they weren't around - and that'd be weird...lol

But wait...

Those DAMN guys!

Yes, maybe I'm a hypocrite - but....guys are NASTY! They stink really bad - they're highly unattractive..they're stupid, lazy, unemotional, dirty gits. They are idiots. Ya just can't talk to 'em. Compared to "chicks" (see above) they are dirt under the feet of a Goddess (so I think that females are the perfect creature, so sue me) but DAMN! And I am male! And what's the deal with the HAIR?! And the macho thing? Ok, it works out most of the time, but come on. They don't talk and generally have no idea about...anything, as much as they pretend to - wow - I'm a failure as a human being...*sobs*

Yet still...

The DAMN Human Race!

Yup - Girls and guys - we all suck. I mean - look at us - a Hedonism driven race bent on the seemly sole destruction of ourselves and the world in which we live. I mean - if humans never existed, wouldn't the world be such a beautiful place? The problem with that is the fact that as far as I can tell, humans are the only animal to appreciate beauty in that way - so, well - we're kinda stuck there, huh? Basically...Girls suck, guys suck - we all suck. Wow, what a sucky existance.
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