all
evil is ignorance all good is knowledge --FU-HSIN Back
the Metric System every inch of the way!
"Vegetarian"
- Indian word for "lousy hunter"
Accident:
A condition in which presence of mind is good,
but
absence of body is better.
Always
borrow money from a pessimist;
they
don't expect to be paid back.
All
men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any
marriage run smoothly: "You know dear, you may be right."
Man
who run in front of bus get tired.
Man
who run behind bus get exhausted.
America
Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Man
with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.
Man
who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink
If
you can't break it, you don't fully understand it.
A
few of us see the word GRAFFITI and think about something different than
most other people.
Attention:
Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned
off until further notice. Thank you for your cooperation. --The Management
The
large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
Falls
don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
Power
corrupts; absolute power is kind of neat.
When
cows laugh, does milk come out of THEIR noses?
Four
Food Groups: Beer, Chips, Chocolate, Pretzels.
A
husband is living proof that a woman can take a joke
Larst
munth i cudnt spel Jeeniealijest, now i are wun
"................................................................................................
" -- Marcel Marceau.
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
despite every effort to teach them good manners.
"
a canadian is an unarmed american with health insurance"
"'Ello,
I wish to register a complaint." - Monty Python"'E's dead, that's what's
wrong with it!" "'E's kicked the bucket! 'E's shuffled off 'is mortal coil!"
"'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on!"
GRAFFITI
WALL
