--25 Ways To Tell If
You're An AOL Addict--
1: You walk into a room, and finding that it has
more than 23 people, you inform the management that there is an
error.
2: You find yourself tilting your head when you smile.
3: Your AOL bill is larger than your phone bill.
4: When laughing, you find yourself saying "LOL" out
loud.
5: You get more e-mail than snail-mail.
6: When introducing yourself to people, you use your screen name.
7: You understand what BIFISOBIM means. (I wonder how many will
get this one .. .if you do, you've been hanging out in *Strange*
places.)
8: You are no longer afraid of a mouse.
9: If you are a male and see a female in the "real"
world that you wish to meet, your first thought is to IM her.
10: If you are a female and see a male in the "real"
world that you wish to meet, your first thought is that you wish
he'd IM you.
11: You don't understand the humor in the above-mentioned 9 and
10, since the "real" world is at your fingertips.
12: When seeing someone you wish to meet, your second thought is
wishing they'd be on AOL so you wouldn't have to meet them in
person.
13: When you have sex, you no longer are concerned of sexually
transmitted diseases.
14: You go up to people you are attracted to and ask them for
their GIF.
15: Although you don't know what they look like, you become
insanely jealous of people that are hitting on your cyberlove.
16: You don't even know what your cyberlove looks like.
17: The only way that your child can get your attention is by:
A) standing in front of your screen.
B) IM'ing you.
C) telling you that Steve Case is calling you on the phone.
18: When your spouse is mad at you, they threaten to erase your
e-mail and you humbly, earnestly, and quickly beg for
forgiveness.
19: When at work, your boss constantly reminds you that the word
I should be capitalized.
20: When going on a job interview, and asked if you have any
questions about the company, your first response is to ask if
they are on AOL.
21: When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always yelling
at you.
22: When leaving to go to the bathroom, you find yourself saying
"BRB."
23: When meeting a stranger, you ask for their profile. If they
have no profile, you ask for an age/sex/location check.
24: Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your
sleep instead of talking.
25: You understand the humor in all of these jokes because you
have committed them yourself!